Welcome to Channel New PIMD. We will give you the best and lasest news first. Remember you heard it first from CNP Daily PIMD: New mods Welcome the Mindynator. Her first name is mindy and her middle name is terminator so you don't wanna mess with her Welcome LilMoo. You may laugh at her name for she makes a little moo. She bites so watch out. Daily PIMD: Cookie creates PIMD blog. Please do visit his thread and support him,thanks Daily Warring States. Apocalypse have defeated Frat House A51Clap for my club Frat house A51,good job,we won them by a few million only Daily News: Margee recalls all instant noodles. Iodine X3.141592654 has been found in them and they have been recalled.A couple mr and mrs smith have ate them and fell sick soon after Those who have eaten those noodles are advised to go for a check-up. Background of Iodine X3.141592654 Bacterium airborne Status: Dangerous Side effects: Dia-Rear,Co-off,Stomac-Ak,Naur-Seur and Darth. Daily Mews. No it's not a mistake,I swear. :Mew Mew Mew mewww Mew Mew meww meww meeewwww. :Mew mew Daily Croaks: :Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit Daily poop : _______________________________ Now we take a tip break,dont leave... How to say NO To and 1: Make an excuse :Want one of these? :I have school :I just heard the school bell,lessons over.You can't fool me. 2: Walk away :Hey wanna try this? :*Walks away* . GRRRR *BANG* If all else fails,be honest :Wanna try this? :NO :It's ok,good day _______________________________ The lol section What kind of coach dosent have wheels Song of the day: Hariod song,Ke$ha With this we wrap up this edition of the news,be sure to check back tommorow for your daily dose Good day
Random New : In the bird world, the male is usually the one with the most colorful feathers, in order to attract a mate. Whereas the females are dull in colour- due to the fact they spend more time nesting. In fact the male in most species are the more attractive ones- and are also the ones to display fancy dance movements and special noises to attract a mate. Then how come human females paint themselves with makeup in order to look more attractive, and not the males? Ok, times have changed, and there are some SNAGS appearing (sensitive new age males)... Unfortunately some of these men are non- breeders... A funny fact about male attractiveness is that in the fifties men didn't wear deodorant because they thought their 'man smells' attracted women. Thankfully this is not the case today. News not to be sniffed at, this is Sass reporting.