Hi

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Overture2, Dec 28, 2014.

  1. I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
     
  2. ?im trying to learn to do that?it's kinda scary
     
  3. I can teach you, just give me your address and I'll visit sometime.

    It'll help if you give me a picture of your drivers licence, your social insurance number, if you have one, and your bank account number with your pin.

    I like numbers.
     
  4. I can ride while standing up??
     
  5. Wow every one knows no one can ride a bike while standing up, you're such a fake omg. Only Jesus can do that.
     
  6. Lmao you just start out sitting down then stand up when its going fast enough??
     
  7. Instructions not clear enough. Got pee pee stuck in ceiling fan.
     
  8. Boy:"LOOK MOM NO HANDS!!!"

    (Few moments later)


    Boy:"LOOK MOM, NO TEETH!"
     
  9. ?I once went down a steep hill with a bike and half way down I tried pushing the brakes cause there was really sharp curve coming up and my best friend yelled out "btw that bike has no brakes" ? so then I thought this is how I die  but I just wrecked and went under the guard rail into water ? that is the day I stopped riding bikes
     
  10. LOOK MOM, A TALKING BUTT!
     
  11. ?? ok noobs, listen up. Ya start off riding the bike the same way you normally would, sitting down and paddling. Then start to paddle really fast, and make sure the bike is steady. Then slowly stand up, putting one foot at a time on the bike's seat, keeping your hands on the handlebars. Once you catch your balance, take your hands off.
     
  12. Deep story alert.
     
  13. Your guide sucks. I died.
    Getting sued bitch.
     
  14. ?it was a almost death experience bruh ?
     
  15. You're 2 kewl 4 us.
     
  16. ?its not even that hard, you guys must be 50 and out of shape??
     
  17. gosh finally someone who understands me <<3333
     
  18. Even Jesus wasn't as mean as you. 
     
  19. Hi Jax. How's the farmer's life?
    Trippin' some cattle?
    Milkin' some horses?