The winner will get a prize from me (Ec Gift or 5B dvp). Just share your jokes around here and hopefully you will make us all laugh to tears Good Luck
I love how hipster girls be shaving the sides of their heads, looking like they just had a sexy a** brain surgery. Get well, girl!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A drunken student is showing girl he picked up around his flat, after going through the house the girl notices there's a giant gong and a mallet in one of the rooms. She asks "whats the deal with the gong?" He replies with "thats not a gong, its a talking clock", she is amazed and asks how it works, the man procedes to whack the the gong with the mallet, the two of them stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'HEY MAN, it's three fifteen in the bloody morning"
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."