[Game]Pickup line put downs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IHannah_AmTheAngelOfLife, Dec 12, 2014.

  1. Name says all, you just have to reply to the pickup line the person above you posted with a put down (for the pickup line). I shall start then.


    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
  2. No but It will hurt after I am done with you.

    Hey girl did you come from Tennessee because your the only 10 I see.
     
  3. ? Not a girl
     
  4. There is no pick up line to put down

    Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
     
  5. I don't have eyes you bastard ??

    Are you called Geoff? Cause I love people called Geoff 
     
  6. I'm Johnny not Geoff

    There will be only 7 planets left after I have finished with Uranus.
     
  7. Make it 6 coz I'd cut off your..Venus? 

    Are you a Harry Potter fan? Coz I'd love to Slytherin your Griffindor while I Hufflepuff your Chamber of Secrets ?
     
  8. No

    Hey you look nice, want to lick each others toes?
     
  9. Nah you probably got toe jam

    Is that a phone in you back pocket? cause your booty is calling me
     
  10. Yes it is but its turned off and I don't have your number so I don't see how that's possible

    Want to have sex?
     
  11. No. If I wanted sex I'd seem thristy XD

    Can I Pikachu under the covers?
     
  12. Oh my god  no one can say anything against Pokemon  it is just not possible 
     
  13. No, I can't bare one more night of your slowpoke.
     

  14. This person wins. Lmao
     
  15. Lmao, but nothin' to diss.

    Here it comes…

    Hi.
     
  16. I know ur pretty..

    Because im hungry! :D
     
  17. Oh no that's not me that's my grandma.



    Are you tired ? Cause you're running in my mind.
     
  18. Sorry I went to a party in my friends and thats the first thing,second how in the world do I get in ur mind,my official logic.

    Wow you look fantastic,wanna be friends(only)?
     
  19. I see Goku removed his 

    Good