This was written when my admins and myself seemed to have been getting mass trolled by every noob in the club at the time... I love my nooblets... Even the pains lol. Names have been changed to protect them. THESE NOOBS ANNOY ME To the Tune of Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow, Just trying to get away, From these noobs so slow, Imma kill them one these days Their complaints make my ears bleed Every single night Oh what fun it would be If they were silenced perm tonight Chorus: Oh "noob1" Smells All to hell "Noob2" is a butthole "Noob3's" a turd that goes kersploosh Will "noob4" ever leave that guy Alone?? NO! "noob5" annoys the pee outta me When the heck will he upgrade?! "noob6" can't follow simple patterns Must be cuz "noob7's" rp baby "Noob7" was changed days ago The subject today is quite a fright... "Noob8" is again out of sight This time who knows why?? "Noob9" is rarely seen Goes inactive quite a lot Good thing he doesn't belong to me Or his newsfeed would be shot. Oh these noobs annoy me all to hell Will they ever Learn one day? Oh what fun it would be If they were all perm banned today, Hey! We scream, we yell and try to tell These noobs all how to play... But it goes in one and out one side Every single day! Many can't speak English so, They shrug and say oh well... Around the rules they go, As if we'll never tell; As we kick and say goodbye To more each and everyday We laugh as they ask why And tell them to go away! Oh "noob10" Smells can never tell If they'll drop on their day! "Noob11" is a pushy one Who can't wait one second a day, Hey! "Noob12" cries and "noob12" yells It's a new thing everyday These noobs make me wanna run and hide And drink the day away!
Some aren't so bad... But shifting through the poo that ends up inactive to find the few is exhausting ?and expensive.