Rose Exposed

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jiggy, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. Rose Exposed


    So where do I begin? There is many things which Rose has hidden from us all, even lied about.
    She said this is what she looks like:

    What you all don't know is that she's a catfish. Yes a cat fish. .

    This is what Rose actually looks like:

    Exactly, she isn't even a Rose. She's a tulip, how could we have not known? Well at least we know what Rose, or should I say tulip looks like.

    As you see, this is what she said yesterday:
    From this source we can tell she has been lying to other Roses. She has also been lying to other flowers as well that's why they've been mean to her. The flowers have already exposed her, when you take off her petals, you can see she's a tulip in disguise of a rose. Disgraceful I hear you say. This is also way they call her by her real name, Tulip. When she gets mad she gets taken away to be used for Valentines Day. She got put into isolation, a flower pot for assaulting other flowers in everyone's flower bed. To conclude this is how we know she is a tulip not a rose. Catfish.


    Interview With Rose(Tulip)


    Q. Why did you pretend to be a rose?


    ?? You found out my secret... I'm secretly a tulip¿ 
    You weren't supposed to find out this way... 
    Being a tulip isn't easy, they just get pushed aside so I decided to paint myself red and be a Rose. 



    Q. Why did you choose a rose out of all those flowers?


    A. ?Because they're obviously hot. Well, they're also the symbol of romance. Many quotes come from roses and as you probably know I adore quotes. 
    They're so elegant and because I'm English I always feel very classy. 


    Q. That was a beautiful answer??I'm gonna cry now. Anyway, do you think the people you have betrayed will ever forgive you? If so who?


    A. ?? I can feel the judgemental eyes of the readers as they find out my terrifying secret. I doubt they'll ever forgive me... I mean lying about what species I am is just appalling. It makes my heart clench just thinking about it. 


    Q. Last one, do you have anything else to say before I pick you from your flower bed?


    A. ? I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING













    I regret nothing. ?


    Well...Thank you for answering these questions. I'm sure you will grow up to be a wonderful tulip and even make tulip babies one day. ??


    So kiddies, we now all know the truth. ️She's a tulip........
     
  2. Well I learned so much
     
  3. Is this the same Rose who told me she would take a dump on my doorstep if I didn't gift her anti-acids?
     
  4. Rose... How could you lie to me??
     
  5. 
     
  6. CATFISH

    :lol:
     
  7. ? oh noes
     
  8. Now a big question is did you have permission to post pictures of rose?
     
  9. ?? Sonia bby
     
  10. ?She let me take a picture of her. I had permission...
    She had a very good disguise if you ask me.
     
  11. Yeah she sure did
     
  12. ?Ask her yourself.
     
  13.  rose bby
     
  14. ? *Tulip
     
  15. I was saying here disguise was well done
    Wasn't calling you a liar sorry for the confusion.
     
  16. Cross rose
    Prices rose
    People rose
    Hunger rose
    Rose and set
    Rose on walls
    Rose from dirt
    Rose still green
    Rose up singing
    Thorns and rose
    Their voices rose
    Rose like a corpse
    Rose into a scream
    Rose cheeks throats
    Gutters red with rose
    Gutters bled with rose
    Rose higher and higher
    Rose red and roses blew
    Arose from a war of rose
    Rose as violet as violence
    Rose on love rose on anger
    Rose again as morning rose
    Rose to gods from monsters
    Girls placards marching rose
    Women broken still they rose
    Men from boys to leaders rose
    Rose and chose rose and grows
    All had been lost on on they rose
    Rose that made the nettles bloom
    Rose of freedom our liberty shows
    Rose tinted light as sun set and rose
    Their path strewn with petals of rose
    Their fragrant way perfumed with rose
    Rose that bloomed and grows and grows
    Rose blooms forever so grow grows grows
     
  17. Rose!! Is what op said true? :twisted:
     
  18. ROSE YOU DIRTY LIAR I CAN NO LONGER LOVE YOU ??