Pimd's best pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Isekai, Dec 4, 2014.

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  1. I have 6 hypno cats, 12 pizza bikinis, and a 125EC. I don't need girls. {Gets girl}

    I've seen you before...Oh yeah! In my bed.
     
    #41 DanteThePsychoticWeirdo, Dec 5, 2014
  2. Gaws originals  i was the only gezer alright 
     
    #42 Isekai, Dec 5, 2014
  3. You must be peanut butter , because I wanna poop on you.

    Usually starts a good convo ^
     
    #43 -_Narcissistic_-, Dec 5, 2014
  4. Hey! Do you have a bandaid?

    Why?

    Because I've Fallen For you ??
     
    #44 xSpookyBean, Dec 5, 2014
  5. Hey girl! Do you live in a cornfield because I've been stalking you.????
     
    #45 Ryan, Dec 5, 2014
  6. 
     
    #46 xSpookyBean, Dec 5, 2014
  7. You have those buns perfectly fits my hotdog!
     
    #47 *Invalid_username (01), Dec 5, 2014
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