Am I A Bad Person?

No, I'd laugh then ask if my friends alright. Usually they laugh too

 

OK

 

Nah. I'd laugh my ass off and eventually would capture a picture and public them in some social networks. Perfecttttt <3

 

I'm just ok damn

 

Punisher always said that but for some reason it made me think for a second he was your friend who fell

 

I can't keep a straight face when I look at my cousin after she tried to curl her hair with a comb then we had to cut her bangs she looks like a chicken????

 

Pretty normal

 

 no your not a bad person... A bad person is my friend... I was laughing like a retard and she pushed me into the mud right when this guy I liked walked by ?? it was so terrible and embarrassing but so freaking hilarious 

 

1. I recycle when I feel
like it.
2. I don’t recycle, but if
someone asks, I say I do.
3. I have never given to
charity.
4. I always make up an
excuse whenever
Greenpeace volunteers try
to get my attention on
the street.
5. I don’t even bother to
say “sorry” when ignoring
Greenpeace volunteers.
6. I did not call my mom
on Mother’s Day.
7. I’ve forgotten my best
friend’s birthday.
8. I’ve driven drunk.
9. I’ve let a friend drive
drunk.
10. I’ve cheated on a
test.
11. I’ve cheated on my
taxes.
12. I’ve gotten incorrect
change (say, a $20 bill
when it should have
been a $10) and not said
anything.
13. I’ve broken up with
someone over text.
14. I’ve broken up with
someone by telling a
huge lie. Like someone
died.
15. I’ve sympathized with
Justin Bieber’s struggles.
16. I don’t really care
about any particular
cause.
17. I have pretended to
listen to a friend talk
about her problems when
really I was online
shopping.
18. I have claimed to
have never received an
email about an important
matter when of course I
did but just didn’t want
to deal.
19. I rarely give food or
change to homeless
people.
20. I never give food or
change to homeless
people.
21. I say, “I just can’t” all
the time.
22. I think people are the
worst.
23. I don’t have time for
people.
24. I’ve lied to my
psychiatrist.
25. I’ve lied to my
parents and not felt bad
about it.
26. I’ve lied to a best
friend.
27. I tell lies all the
time.
28. I can’t stand kids.
29. You could not pay me
one million dollars to
babysit your kids.
30. I’ve laughed at the
Sarah McLachlan ASPCA
commercial.
31. I like Nickelback.
32. I’ve never
participated in an AIDS/
breast cancer/cause-
related walk/run.
33. I’ve participated in a
cause-related walk/run,
but only because it made
me look good.
34. I have gone to a
wedding but not offered
a wedding gift to the
couple.
35. I hardly ever leave
big tips.
36. I leave the minimum
tip possible.
37. I don’t tip.
38. I usually leave several
lights on when I leave
the house.
39. I don’t even really
think about trying to
conserve energy.
40. I let the water run
while brushing my teeth.
41. UpWorthy annoys the
crap out of me.
42. I have hung out with
someone/pretended I
liked them because I
wanted something from
them.
43. I have gone on a date
just to get a free meal.
44. I buy clothing from
retailers that probably
use sweatshops.
45. I buy clothing from
retailers that probably
use sweatshops and I
don’t really care.
46. I’ve purchased a pair
of TOMS, but not because
of the charity aspect. Just
because they were cute.
47. I’ve purchased
overpriced vinyl at Whole
Foods.
48. I am a DJ at my local
Whole Foods.
49. I’ve littered.
50. I’ve refused to change
seats on an airplane so a
family could sit together.
51. I’ve come into work
sick and gotten everyone
else sick.
52. I’m fairly impatient.
53. Or REALLY impatient.
54. I’ve once judged
someone by the car they
drive.
55. I always judge
someone by the car they
drive.
56. I don’t really care
what happens to…
whatever person the
thing is going to happen
to.
57. I have farted in an
elevator.
58. I have pressed the
close button on an
elevator when I knew
someone was running to
catch it.
59. I have knowingly
taken someone’s yogurt
from the fridge at work.
60. I get mad at old
people for walking too
slow.
61. I’ve sometimes
thrown good clothes away
that could have gone to
Goodwill.
62. I always throw old
clothes in the trash.
63. I’ve thought about
volunteering, but didn’t
want to give up my
Netflix/spin class/
drinking time.
64. I’ve lied about being
sick in order to get out of
a good friend’s birthday
party I just didn’t want
to deal with.
65. I’ve glared at a crying
baby.
66. I’ve yelled at someone
for texting while driving
when really I do it ALL
THE TIME.
67. I’ve gone out of my
way to step on an insect.
68. I’ve talked about a
friend behind his/her
back.
69. I’ve slut-shamed
someone.
70. I’ve catcalled
someone.
71. I’ve taken a message
for someone and not
given it to them.
72. I’ve talked about
someone behind their
back while having a
Gchat conversation with
them.
73. I’ve laughed at
someone else’s pain.
74. I’ve gone ahead and
watched an entire series
when I was watching it
with my partner.
75. I’ve called someone
fat.
76. I am still on a dating
website even though I am
in a relationship.
77. I’ve cheated on
someone.

 

I read your name as Troy3 ⇧ :roll:

 

Holy fuck