Looking for a job? Apply here.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Pennies_From_Heaven (01), Dec 4, 2014.

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  1. Alright. Grade A pimp on your forum so now is your chance. Put down your past experiences, any herpes, crabs, skin conditions, or peanut allergies, and why I should pick you for the job.

    I will get back with you to let you know if you got the position.
     
    #1 *Pennies_From_Heaven (01), Dec 4, 2014
  2. Will having herpes, crabs, or gonnosyphilitis disqualify me from the position? ?
     
    #2 Drifting, Dec 4, 2014
  3. I have epilepsy and I'm bipolar. ?
    If you don't find me a job, I'll thorn you.?
     
    #3 RoseRENAMED, Dec 4, 2014
  4. You are overqualified, sorry.
     
    #4 *Pennies_From_Heaven (01), Dec 4, 2014
  5. I make excellent waffles.
    And bowls of cereal.


    Is anything else needed?
     
    #5 Sammi, Dec 4, 2014
  6. I also make bacon sammichies... for free.?
     
    #6 RoseRENAMED, Dec 4, 2014
  7. My last virtual girlfriend gave me virtual gonnorhea ? but it's limited to animals of the flying type. Does that bring me down at all?
     
    #7 Drifting, Dec 4, 2014
  8. Where's my mention
     
    #8 -_-Acehole-_-, Dec 4, 2014
  9. K
     
    #9 CalvinHarris, Dec 4, 2014
  10. I thought we had the double shift, I need the cash to feed my 15 kids 
     
    #10 Xx_Jingle-My-Bellz_xX, Dec 4, 2014
  11. You know you my hoes, but listen I gotta expand the business. I know I haven't always been the best pimp to y'all but my first two hoes are always be special to me.
     
    #11 *Pennies_From_Heaven (01), Dec 4, 2014
  12. Does that mean I got the job? 
     
    #12 Drifting, Dec 4, 2014
  13. The attention seeking is real ?
     
    #13 Bird, Dec 4, 2014
  14. Patient Zero has arrived 
     
    #14 Drifting, Dec 4, 2014
  15. I don't want this job anymore. ?I'm no ones hoe. Unless your name is Nikki, then maybe 
     
    #15 Sammi, Dec 4, 2014
  16. i hace schezophrania, ocd, anger management, depression im over qualified
     
    #16 --enigma--3, Dec 4, 2014
  17. Omar you are quite the catch
     
    #17 Bird, Dec 4, 2014
  18. Can hoes apply or is this just strictly di.ckly?
     
    #18 boobookiti, Dec 4, 2014
  19. I attract ze hoes and leave them wanting more when I leave dawg :geek: white chocolate out 

    it happened to someone around here ?
     
    #19 Drifting, Dec 4, 2014
  20. I'm batman...

    Do I win now?
     
    #20 Jiggy, Dec 4, 2014
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