Dumb jokes 101

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Yohan_Xander, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. Where does the bear eat??
    ANSWER ribear

    SANTA CLAUS FACTS
    he sees you when your sleeping he knows when your awake

    WHATS A COUNTRY FILLED WITH MILK?
    Nepal

    MY NICK NAME IS BECAUSE OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FISH NAMED MOMMA SO THEREFORE My nick names is.......
    YO MOMMA!
     
  2. UR MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN U ASKED HER WHAT FOR BREAKFAST SHE OPENED UP HER LEGS AND SAID CREAM CORN
     
  3. ur the joke whenever I tell a joke
     
  4. Am i supposed to laugh ?
     
  5. more like fish with extra salt in it
     
  6. A hobo went to a beach naked and a little girl asked him what was that dingdong of his was
    The hobo replied and said it was a bird and shortly after he ignored the girl and slept
    AFTER The incident he awoke in a hospital being carried by a doctor and his junk was covered.

    The doctors asked
    SIR YOUR CONDITION IS CRITICAL WHAT HAPPENED?

    the hobo replies well i was with a girl on that beach where you found me

    Then the doctors went to the beach and asked the girl what happened?

    THE GIRL REPLIED WITH
    well while that man was sleeping his bird looked bored so i played with it a little

    BUT that damn bird spat at me so
    I choked its neck
    Broke it eggs
    And set its nest on fire!
     
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  8. And some of us wonder why we dont get nice things.