5b dv :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014.

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  1. Lol
     
    #21 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  2. Little Johnny: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
    Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose.
     
    #22 Jiggy, Nov 22, 2014
  3. OK GUYS SO IM CHANGING THE RULES SOME YO HELP I GUESS THANKSGIVING IS TO HARD SO YOUR JOKES CAN BE ANY HOLIDAY THEME! SAME TIME LINE GOOD LUCK
     
    #23 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  4. Lol just let this die. Such a fail thread.
     
    #24 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 22, 2014
  5. Cool np thanks to this person 5b dv is over sorry guys
     
    #25 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  6. Don't just give up due to one person
     
    #26 Rawrrrrrr, Nov 22, 2014
  7. Is not just him. No one wants 5b no one is participating
     
    #27 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  8. I amI need that 5b?I'm broke is why. But I could make 5b easily :eek:
     
    #28 Jiggy, Nov 22, 2014
  9. Give it time. :)
     
    #29 Rawrrrrrr, Nov 22, 2014
  10. Just trying to help the community a lil thought this would be fun
     
    #30 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  11. Okay I'm gonna try think of a joke so I can actually participate :)
     
    #31 Rawrrrrrr, Nov 22, 2014
  12. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? 
    One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

    Why can't you take a turkey to church?
    Because they always use such FOWL language!

    That's it, I don't know anymore pg ones.
     
    #32 -Bumble-Bee-, Nov 22, 2014
  13. Sorry I just died laughing at that :D
     
    #33 Rawrrrrrr, Nov 22, 2014
  14. I got one, Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

    He wanted to raise mashed potatoes. XD
     
    #34 Stand-Under-My-Mistletoe, Nov 22, 2014
  15. Kid 1: We had grandad for Christmas dinner.
    Kid 2: Really? We had turkey.
     
    #35 Rawrrrrrr, Nov 22, 2014
  16. Why did the turkey cross the road?

    It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken.
     
    #36 Stand-Under-My-Mistletoe, Nov 22, 2014
  17. Took me awhile XD
     
    #37 -Bumble-Bee-, Nov 22, 2014
  18. Here's a joke:
    Women's Rights?

    I'm joking, I meant no offense
     
    #38 ___Smook___, Nov 22, 2014
  19. I volunteer 
     
    #39 Notification, Nov 22, 2014
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    #40 Stand-Under-My-Mistletoe, Nov 22, 2014
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