5b dv :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014.

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  1. Ok so I'm going to give back a little bit to my fellow pimd players!

    In light of Thanksgiving I will award a 5b dv to the person who tells the funniest Thanksgiving joke.

    You all have from now until thankgiving day at 12pm est time to post your jokes. I will check daily and pick my funniest joke on Thanksgiving day.

    Any post after Thanksgiving day at 12pm will not be included sorry guys!!

    Get your jokes on 
     
    #1 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  2. I don't no any Thanksgiving jokes
     
    #2 -SIN-SWEET-JADE, Nov 22, 2014
  3. Sorry jade

    FYI members of my club can not receive the dv to avoid favoritism sorry guys love u all
     
    #3 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  4. What do you get when you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?


    a turkey that can pluck itself





    is that a pop up timer in your belly? or are you just happy to see me?
     
    #4 -Ash-15, Nov 22, 2014
  5. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


    Tips on cooking the turkey in the oven
     
    #5 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 22, 2014
  6. Why did the Turkey cross the road?

    To prove he's not a Chicken

    That's like the only one I know ?
     
    #6 Moyonopoly, Nov 22, 2014
  7. Make sure to spread the legs wide open and stuff it in.


    Prepping tips before you put the turkey in the oven
     
    #7 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 22, 2014
  8. You wont be qualified sorry
     
    #8 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  9. How am I not qualified? lol. I am very qualified with the stipulations in your original post.
     
    #9 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 22, 2014
  10. That was pretty funny 
     
    #10 00_ScrEech, Nov 22, 2014
  11. No one wants 5b?
     
    #11 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  12. Your not telling a joke and if it is a joke its not funny sorry
     
    #12 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  13. Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too.
    Sincerely, women.
     
    #13 ArtRENAMED, Nov 22, 2014
  14. Whomever the winner is, could they choose someone to take the dv in their place?
     
    #14 ArtRENAMED, Nov 22, 2014
  15. Sorry youre not qualified
     
    #15 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Nov 22, 2014
  16. I tried putting m&Ms in ABC order


    A mother put a phone in her butt to make a booty call
     
    #16 iCrenshawBoysNHood, Nov 22, 2014
  17. If Thanksgiving is one lady's thigh and Christmas is the other, can someone eat between the holidays?
     
    #17 Jess_TheFugitive_Malone, Nov 22, 2014
  18. What's that have to do with Thanksgiving?
     
    #18 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  19. Sure
     
    #19 -SIN-SWEET-_CAITLIN_-, Nov 22, 2014
  20. What did baby corn say to mama corn?



    Where's popcorn?
    :roll:
     
    #20 Jiggy, Nov 22, 2014
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