False Confession Day

I killed my teacher so we don't have to take the exam 

 

I went to Mars.. Then I went under the Sun..

 

I'm the one who's been sending you those pictures of various US senators posing provocatively in the mail.

 

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar ?

 

i have 2 balance to weight people at home and i stepped on one to weight myself i was 200lbs i was like wtf i was 195lbs last week then took the other balance (right next to the first one) then stepped on it to weight myself again then i was 198lbs ?i thought to myself wtf happened in the 10 second for me to lose 2lbs then i realised that i farted

 

I kicked a 99 and I just 1 hit corp and got an ely and staked it for double or nothing and won

 

I licked the whole tutsie pop to find out how many licks it takes.

 

I sucked ass

True story

 

his name is john jacob jingleheimer schmidt and it's my name too. 

I'm a 40 year old man with moobs.  and I prey on people interested in planking rp.

I was part of a breeding program of sorts to create unicorns. Apparently, mating a horse and any other horned creature wasn't such a good idea. It became a bicorn.  and the horses didn't like the rhinos very much.

 

I am a Terminator, sent back through time. My mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor.

But instead I got high, forgot what I was doing here, hitchhiked across the country, till I settled down and got a job as a hair dresser in California. As a hobby, I breed toy poodles and am a three time world champion of competitive hopscotch.

 

I use to be apple juice

 

I acidentally dropped Gimli into a barrel of mead.

I tricked Aragorn into talking to Elrond when he confessed his loooove to Arwen.

Aaaaaand…I might've sung "They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard" so many times Father's pointy ears started bleeding…

 

I'm Actually A Happy Cat 0.0

 

Well then, I'm Zezima.

 

I accidentally pushed jiggy-999 off a cliff.

 

I ate curry with chocolate ice cream before.

Tasted bad as it sounded,never doing that again.

 

I uh... I DIDNT PUT MORE SALT IN THE SALT SHAKER WHEN IT WAS EMPTY

 

I RP for PIMD money and gifts