Convinced I'm a potato..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Naz, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Ever since i was born, i always thought i was a potato born in a humans body ? and it's really sad.
    I even REFUSED to eat potatos when my mom made it cause I WILL NOT EAT my own kind.!... Sickos...
    my mom even gone as far as shreading up potatos and putting it on everything , but she didnt' fool me.. nope not even close , but it's starting to tick me off, would you humans eat a damn human...? probably you eat McDonald's... But that's not the point!!! Why are people trying to make me eat a potato like damn.
    My mom always called me a 'couch potato' while growing up, and that's when i started realizing i was 'potato born in humans body'
    and everyone laughs at me cause of it, and it's ticking me off.
    In my free-time in the summer I lay out in the road and bake...then sit on the couch (baked couch potato) and my mom will get mad at me.
    recently i found new ways to start training myself to act like a potato attempting to mash myself.... or learn French like a french fry, and hiding in fruit baskets, laying in the grocery stores potatos, i'll even put sourscream and butter on myself, to make it more realist, and my mom starting to think i'm 'weird'
    Is it possible for me to get surgery?
    I think i've trained myself enough to be a potato, i'm ready to make myself small, and remove my face, so i can be one, and get away from this crazy family. advice please help...

    TEACH ME THE KAWAII POTATO WAYS!!!!
     
  2. Sad sad tales of a potato?
     
  3. Mr Potato head long lost son?! ?
     
  4. [​IMG]

    Roflmaooo
     
  5. Kawaii potato! :lol:
     
  6. I'm a chick so long lost daughter maybe
     
  7. ??I will use my spanner/wrench (I believe it's a spanner) to un-screw that potato but it's too right :|
     
  8. Tight*** :shock:
     
  9. Jiggy reply to my texts ?
     
  10. Jiggy is currently busy, ummm doing stuff :eek:
    Jiggy doesn't know how to type :)
     
  11. :lol: Mofyy I saw you delete that post you potato
     
  12. ?? what the carrot and potato do is secretive... but I knew the caroot would spill the beans...

     
  13. Say whuut¿
     
  14. I saw u edit ur post too :lol:
     
  15. ? BUSTED
     
  16. ?? where did you find this pic of me... stalker