Ever since i was born, i always thought i was a potato born in a humans body ? and it's really sad. I even REFUSED to eat potatos when my mom made it cause I WILL NOT EAT my own kind.!... Sickos... my mom even gone as far as shreading up potatos and putting it on everything , but she didnt' fool me.. nope not even close , but it's starting to tick me off, would you humans eat a damn human...? probably you eat McDonald's... But that's not the point!!! Why are people trying to make me eat a potato like damn. My mom always called me a 'couch potato' while growing up, and that's when i started realizing i was 'potato born in humans body' and everyone laughs at me cause of it, and it's ticking me off. In my free-time in the summer I lay out in the road and bake...then sit on the couch (baked couch potato) and my mom will get mad at me. recently i found new ways to start training myself to act like a potato attempting to mash myself.... or learn French like a french fry, and hiding in fruit baskets, laying in the grocery stores potatos, i'll even put sourscream and butter on myself, to make it more realist, and my mom starting to think i'm 'weird' Is it possible for me to get surgery? I think i've trained myself enough to be a potato, i'm ready to make myself small, and remove my face, so i can be one, and get away from this crazy family. advice please help... TEACH ME THE KAWAII POTATO WAYS!!!!
??I will use my spanner/wrench (I believe it's a spanner) to un-screw that potato but it's too right :|