You introduce your girlfriend, best friend, and your best friend's boyfriend to PIMD and a week later, your real life friendship has become a funnel of PIMD-addictedness and the only conversation in a room of 7 people is PIMD-focused. My best friend's Dad walks around saying, "Hire me! Volley me!" I should have embraced the snow and went to work today.
That moment when you go to shake your phone to get the popup to return to home screen,and you wind up throwing your phone.