I'll be posting all Santa jokes today... Santa-BABA''S Soap, BABA''S Paste, BABA''S Brush. Salesman-Is BABA''S AN INTERNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate. Santa:I''ve Pain In My right Leg Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. Santa :As Far As I Know, Both My Legs R Of Same Age Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!! Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.. Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.. ..XD