Did you just call me a dude wearing plaid? / it seems to me like youre a bit mad / thats pretty sad / got his ass beat by a girl so he wants to act like he bad Saying im on a lag, thats pretty funny / when my fist hits your nose itll be a bit runny / so i hope you got money / to afford the bill honey / make you see stars when its all bright and sunny Give these people an encore / i think they want more / i should have battled you before / butthurt so bad your laid on the floor Just some high stat that thinks he can beef / thinks he's big shit when he acts like a queef / you messing with meth while im burning the leaf
Honestly I found this thread pretty boring until Mary showed up. Finally, some competition! Very nice.
I'm lookin at these posts & all I can do is snicker, Rappin bout what you ain't got & all ya do is bicker. I thought twice before writing this spit, Thinkin isn't it even worth my time compared to THIS shit? Did I read it wrong I thought this was a rap battle, not a poetry contest so upgrade Noob or skedaddle. I'm still sittin here laughing reading these nursery rhymes, if y'all were a rapper I wouldn't pay ya 2 dimes. I be rockin Louis V on my nails & DG on my kicks, y'all prolly walk around like limp dicks. Did that chick actually say encore? Do you want more? Nice rip off of Eminem, watch me get a touch down & score. I'll take your weave and use it to mop the floor. Y'all be acting like you get laid on the daily, When ya right hand is your girlfriend in reality. Alright think I'm done gracing y'all with my fine ass presence. Y'all just ticked off my spidey senses.
If you had more common sense you would be more creative Yall don't want it with this southern Cali native Party fairies make more money than you and you hate it BL hits are outdated and obsolete Yall posting on forums with those nursery rhymes looking weak That last verse was basically "if a wood chuck could chuck wood" Bam is my homie tho so it's still all good That bad blunt must have been laced with garbage My rhymes are fully loaded and guess who's the target All these trolls that think they can rap I feel sorry for you like you were born with a handicap They must not be thinking clearly Since when does reality rhyme with daily And now she has spider senses but that whole post was boring and senseless Encore do you want more is from Jay-Z ft Linkin Park She probably doesn't think before she starts to bark ....1st time posting on forums
Oh snap! I think I killed this thread. *Fry face* Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. This was my first time trying a rap (/.\)
@Chav Your spit was decent But that's about it. You can't point out my lack of rhyming skills when you just tried to make "garbage" and "target" rhyme together lol. And it was cute when you robbed one of my phrases. I'll give you tp for trying though.
Its obvious I can see the way things are rollin The stories unfoldin Well please go all in cause of the hand that I'm holdin Takin showers that are disgustingly golden I thought we was cool Me and my main man Chavo But clearly we not So go make me a taco Not too much posts Cause he tryna be macho Look at her rappin thinking she right Bitch please get stoop to your level Cause you won't be my height I might just take flight To that kitty tonight And show her what a real man is like You and chavo would make a real great team Chucking the deuces While I slice up your spleen I was that nightmare disguised as a dream You both should just quit no what I mean?