Funny Jokes..!! nd tym only English.!!

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by CC-AlvinMcking-, Nov 13, 2014.

  1. * Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people,










































    then grenade exploded !
     :)
    Software Joke.....

    Yes here it is Software Engineer Husband :


    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.
    Wife - have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.
    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
    Wife - at least give me your credit card,
    i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.
    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.
    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
    Reboot.
    Wife - what is the relation between you & your
    Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.
    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.
    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.
    Wife - i will go to my dadu2019s house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
    Close.
    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.
    Wife - I am going
    Husband - " We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
     :)
    Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

    Einstein says:
    "Let's play a game...
    I will ask you a question,
    if you don't know the answer,
    you pay me only $5
    and
    if I don't know the answer,
    I will pay you $500..."

    Einstein asks the first question:
    What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

    Indian doesn't say a word,
    Reaches his pocket,
    Pulls out a $5...

    Now...
    It's the Indian turn...

    He asks Einstein:
    What goes up a hill with 3 legs
    and
    comes down on 4 legs..?

    Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
    After an hour he gives Indian $500...

    Einstein going nuts and asks:
    Well...
    so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

    Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

    Einstein fainted.....
     :)
     
  2. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Last one was pretty funny
     
  4. Glad that u liked it..!! :)
     
  5. Funny it was.
     
  6. The Last is funny
     
  7. I liked the last one
     
  8. Keep it up :lol: I like ur joke
     
  9. AWESOME!! 
     
  10. Good job! 
     
  11. Thnx everyone
    Glad that u all liked it XD :)