* Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded ! Software Joke..... Yes here it is Software Engineer Husband : Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - i will go to my dadu2019s house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - " We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!" Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight... Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...? Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5... Now... It's the Indian turn... He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500... Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5... Einstein fainted.....