The Sand Box

The most common I tell
1) Yeah I pulled out in time
2) Sure I was wearing a condom
3) No I don't have an STD

 

Ill be there in 5 mins
Im busy
Im broke

 

1) I'll brb
2) I don't have time right now
3) (I can't really think of a third option atm)

 

1. "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world"
2. I didn't fart
3. Yeah, I did that

 

1. Gtg
2. I'm fine
3. Be there in a sec

 

"You're my perm farm"

 

1. Yeah, maybe I'll go!
2. I'm doing laundry
3. I was asleep

 

1. I'll be there in 5 minutes
2. No I didn't fuck ur boyfriend
3. I'm busy

 

1. No I didn't eat your food
2. No I didn't spy on you
3. Yes I'll be. Good boy

 

1. You're handsome
2. I love you
3. I wanna root you

 

1. I'm passing my classes.
2. No I'm not throwing away my food.
3. I didn't take a hot shower.

Life.

 

I love you
I'm forgiving you
I'm done cheating

 

Brb

I promise I won't tell anybody

I'm totally…not…evil! Yeah!

 

First of all to any of my friends who's viewing this, That I've done this too.. I'm sorry but I just got busy with something really important.

1. I'll brb I have to eat and shower.
2. Lol really just a giggle or smile
3. I'll try to stop.

 

I killed a man with this thumb

 

Gotta love Ratatouille 

 

Mine would be:

• I love you
• I'm sorry
• You're smart

 

1. I care about you
2. You are special
3. You are not alone

All the lies I have heard in my life, and I hate them

 

1. I can't come into work because...
2. I can't come into work because...
3. I can't come into work because...