I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. ~Dorothy Parker So after Halloween and then my mothers visit down, I came up with the idea of this thread. See I believe I'm getting old, and this is a damper on my ability to drink. I used to be able to drink like crazy and still overestimate my ability and thus what used to be a crazy awesome night of drinking becomes this So there's nights where I go out and I wake up in the morning with 40 something odd messages and some missed phone calls because while wasted I was like this But definitely looked like this And thank god for autocorrect So here's a story, on Halloween I went out and started my night well quite nicely I was going easy a bit And then I decided to add vodka to the mix...I don't know about you but for me....well here's a description of what I mean Apparently my friends lost me and I ended up with an ass bruise the size of my face that I have no idea how I got and the next day I was just like Maybe if I had drank less I would've been fine and I do remember one of my friends saying "you probably don't need another" and me being like I remember one time we went out and my friends were like we gotta go and I was like "I can't leave yet I still have a drink" and they got me out of the bar. And I was sitting in the back of the cab chanting "we don't leave homies behind!" So I'm pretty sure So my question to you guys is... Are there any drunken stories you have about your friends, relatives, yourself? Please keep them clean and within ata posting guidelines! I need to start remembering this Please be safe, be responsible, and always remember, never drunk dial exs
Over the summer, I went to a house party with three of my friends. We brought a gallon of vodka, a fifth of captain, and a fifth of jaeger. Well, on top of what we brought, there were kegs and a lot of other liquors. Ciroc, jack daniels, wild turkey, etc etc etc. By the time we left this partu three hours later I was smashed. I was being stingy with the jaeger (thats my drink!) and drank all of that, plus did some of a keg and beer pong, a few shots of just about every other drink. One of my friends poured some Ciroc in a pint bottle to take with us and I kept trying to crawl over the backseat of the car to get it. Finally, the DD decided she'd had enough of my shananings and POURED THE CIROC OUT! I was HOT! Im a grown man. I started bawling like a baby. We get food from Mcdonald's and go to the park to eat. I got naked and urinated on the picnic table. Needless to say, I found myself in my bed the next morning with one shoe on, boxers around my ankles and no other clothes. I still dont know where I lost my clothes and Im re-telling this story from my friends description of that night.
Well once after a night out four of us crashed at a friends afterward, two boys, two girls. Us girls crashed on the couch, and woke up to some weird music. I opened my eyes and could see two figures sitting on chairs in front of the tv, singing. And it was at that point, I saw two clothingless guys sitting on chairs, dancing and singing along to High School Musical (the sing along version). Ah. Memories.
It was terrible. I didnt even drink for my 21st birthday, which was a month after that night. I couldnt stand the sight or smell of alcohol for months. Ugh
I understand :lol: I still can't drink certain types of alcohol because of over doing it on that type
Like when I was younger I went out with some friends and drank two pitchers of beer and some guy was buying us patron shots...long story short I added pizza with a ton of garlic onto that and when my step mother drove me home I messed up her car so bad they had to take the door apart to clean it. To this day I can't stand the smell of patron. Garlic pizza however I still love.
Well lets just say,don't start drinking near a canal when you've got a boat nearby Me and 3 friends woke up on the Gulf of Mexico
Non effort requiring Video games discourage productive alternatives,can be mentally addicting,and also can lead to obesity Should they be banned too? Texting can be used while driving,which can cause an accident. Showing it bad Should that be banned too? There are too many bad things,you can't just ban them.