Another WhatsApp Forwarded Msg..!! Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing.... 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 ----------------------------- SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... ----------------------------- Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died) ----------------------------- Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- we'll take 50:50. Alia- what about the remaining 900? ??????? ----------------------------- Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie . Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick. ??----------------------------- Alia reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! ?
Never asked for the explanation though.. I got u at the first place itself So Told u already that my future posts will be in English for sure ^^Atleast I'll try my best #Don'tKnowBBCoding ^^Hope this Explain
Rose wants to be honor student because she follows rules and is informing you so you don't get forum banned? You people are so fucking ignorant lol