Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jiggy, Oct 28, 2014.

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  1. But you turn out to be such a hideous pony everyone turns to stone when they look at you

    I wish my eyes didn't hurt
     
    #221 LegolasThruandillion, Oct 30, 2014
  2. ⭐Your wish has been granted, your eyes will stop hurting but only because they will fall out within the next hour.⭐

    I wish I had some candy.
     
    #222 Tempting, Oct 30, 2014
  3. Your wish had been granted. Your eyes doesn't hurt but you can't look at anyone now


    I wish i could be invisible
     
    #223 Jiggy, Oct 30, 2014
  4. Whoops ignore me.

    Your wish has been granted. You have candy but it's rock hard


    I wish I was invisible
     
    #224 Jiggy, Oct 30, 2014
  5. Your wish has been granted, you're now invisble but you're also dead

    I wish I was able to sit down
     
    #225 LegolasThruandillion, Oct 30, 2014
  6. Your wish has been granted. Now you're able to sit down on a pile of pig poop.

    I wish I had ice cream?
     
    #226 LovelyMary, Oct 30, 2014
  7. Your wish has been granted. You ice cream melted 2 seconds later.

    I wish I was a magician.
     
    #227 sup_, Oct 30, 2014
  8. Your wish is granted your a wizard
    But all your spells make you get insanely bad gas
     
    #228 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Oct 30, 2014
  9. Wish I had a pizza for my friend
     
    #229 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Oct 30, 2014
  10. You have a pizza for your friend but you lost all your friends.

    I want cake
     
    #230 -AD_C4_Is_The_Bomb_, Oct 30, 2014
  11. Your wish has been granted. Your friend got pizza with poisonous roaches as toppings.

    I wish I had a tv
     
    #231 XiaRENAMED, Oct 30, 2014
  12. Your wish is granted and you have a tv but It's broken.
    I wish I had a teddy
     
    #232 Misty_De_Rivera, Oct 30, 2014
  13. You get one but it bites.
    I want a zombie
     
    #233 -AD_C4_Is_The_Bomb_, Oct 30, 2014
  14. You get a zombie but it kills you. Joy.

    I wish ⇩ was better at sarcasm.
     
    #234 LegolasThruandillion, Oct 30, 2014
  15. Your wish is granted. Now you have me being an even bigger sarcastic asshole.

    I wish I had 3 more wishes
     
    #235 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Oct 30, 2014
  16. Your wish has been granted, but all your wishes expire right about…now.

    I wish I had some bacon now
     
    #236 LegolasThruandillion, Oct 31, 2014
  17. Your wish is granted. Your bacon starts to rot right... NOW!

    I wish i had more time
     
    #237 -AD_C4_Is_The_Bomb_, Oct 31, 2014
  18. Your wish has been granted. You are now stuck in perpetual Limbo.

    I wish I could manipulate probability.
     
    #238 Nicewife, Oct 31, 2014
  19. You have more time but nothing to do

    I wish I could donkey punch the next person
     
    #239 fhdvhdf, Oct 31, 2014
  20. Your wish has not been granted.

    You just got sucker punched!

    Bam.

    I wish I didn't have a violin group lesson today :(
     
    #240 LegolasThruandillion, Oct 31, 2014
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