Hello PIMD Forumers Let me tell you about a recent experience I have encountered while I was "single". :? ATTENTION: some of things stated on here might not be real... [size] all of them So it was a Saturday morning, I was bored, had nothing to do and then one of my buddies called me and asked if I wanted to go clubbing with them that night (we're a bunch of single losers). I responded yes because why not. Getting to see hot girls, sweaty bodies everywhere, heck, I might even get laid. The time came and it was my turn to shine.. while my friends were all wearing snapbacks, skinny jeans, sweg teen stuff like this I decided to step out of the box... As soon as my buddies saw me they started whining and complaining saying that I was going to embarrass them at the club. I simply stated I was like dude.. really. I got bronchitis and you gon' prevent me from getting some booty? Hell of a friend are you. So they finally settled down and we went in Lamborghinis. We looking fine af, I tell you. All the pedestrians be looking at our rides like daayyuumm. And I'm just like, HA. You jealous. We were original. So we get the club at around 9pm. I let my friends enter first because you know, you gotta save the best for last, bruh. Here I am, looking all fresh fresh outta the womb, looking like I just got polished, looking like I'm a Walmart descendant. I walk in the club like yo waddup I got a fresh look. And man, I tell you the ladies were going CRAAAZZYY when they saw me I knew I was getting booty tonight. Thanks Obama. My friends and I went to down to the dance floor and started showing some of our moves. OBVIOUSLY, I was the best dancers out of the four of us. I do not know where the hell they learned these dance moves... :x but I sure am glad I didn't embarrass myself like they did. I was too busy showing off the skills they didn't have. :lol: I was doing the "watch out the pot is hot" dance and the all time classic, "park it like it's hot" dance. You guys should've seen the looks on the girls faces. It was PRICELESS. You could tell they were bedazzled by my skills. They basically wanted the D I was like naahhh. These girls are whack. I need some real and loyal ones that could replace my right hand so then I went to the RLD because why not. Those girls are rich af and can support me when I'm living off of welfare and Food Stamps. :cry: Maaaaann.. was that the night of my life. As soon as I entered one of the buildings, the strippers were already calling my name I remember going to the bar there and having front row seats. The lights were dim and every and girls were sexy and HAWT :twisted: until.. someone decided to turn on the damn lights. :evil: I was like..W.... T... F.. Thanks Obama, my night was now ruined. I have seen something that I did NOT want to see. I ran outside and sure enough, there was another unappealing image that I did not want to see. like wtf :cry: I decided to diss my Lamborghini in the parking lot and just run home, let out all my anger and disappointment in this world. I literally turned the corner and wanted to cry. James Doakes was there, waiting for me. I thought to myself.. can my night can any worse? But I decided to take a stand. I am not going to let any bully ruin my night. I was ready to fight him. Let's just say things did not turn out as great so ...I ran away.. as fast as I could to the nearest building and searched for a fire escape ladder. I was NOT going to deal with Doakes. I climbed up the ladder and decided to become Batman because why not. I already had a bad night, might as well make it worse. I jumped off the building. It was like 10 feet high so I survived. I did get a couple bruised here and there.. and maybe some broken bones, and maybe knocked out when I hit the ground, but I'm alive. Not knowing how to end my story, all I can say is.. I have.. If you have gotten this far on the thread, kudos to you there better not be any bb code fails.