The funniest crap noobs say

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NatsuDragneel_Salamander, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. Lol,I've been playing pimd for like over a year now,and I've met many noobs and realize they basically say the same stuff. It used to be annoying to me but It's just soo hilarious. So basically this tread us about y'all saying what y'all think is the funniest things they say. I'll kick it off.


    Volley me plsss (lol they even say this when they at 5b with no stats,lol
     
  2. If I reset do I still get to keep my showcase items? -SpitFire
     
  3. 'Hit a noob from bl once...


    'Dont farm me ' -Noob on my wall
     
  4. Lol
    I've had
    'WHY ARE YOU FARMING ME?! I'M ACTIVE!!'
    That too was after 1 hit
     
  5. a noob at beta war asking why he is being hit
     
  6. Most hilarious thing, i have seen a noob say.
     
  7. Lmfaooooooo that y are u hitting me I'm active one is a classic
     
  8. Tightly with a philips screw driver ^
     
  9. One time I was dving a Noob right. And this guy gets mad I hired a 5m tut from him to speed up dv and said it had great stats and I was a tut thief
     
  10. "Lord SpitFire, wot iz voley? Iz it sumthing i can ate?" - Bow
     
  11. I never said that
    But something i can ate would be a sandwich, CHOP CHOP LICKITY SPIT.
     
  12. I agree with spit on the first page. :lol:
     
  13. Spit u remember when u and my main had a child together. What was our child's name again. Lol Oh yeah Spit-on-my-willy
     
  14. shots have been fired
     
  15.  no i dont remember. Dont Be going gay for me now, yo.

    I do remember you makin a thread bout me taking advantage of you when i failed a strip farm on you , 
     
  16. more shots have been fired
     
  17. "Why are you hitting me?"
    "Battle list"
    "What's that?"
    Explains
    "Oh no no no I'm not on battle list you farmer"
    ?