yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -TEMP, Oct 15, 2014.

  1. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
     
  2. ur birth certificate was a waste of paper :(


    and I'm yo mama bruh so I'm telling the joke ^
    hi son
     
  3. Your mom has big boobs.
     
  4. Yo momma is the joke.
     
  5. Aww to dumb to think of a joke. so you attempt to bash op with dimwitted comments mommy must be so proud.
     
  6. Yo mama so stupid when I said it's chilly outside she ran out with a spoon
     
  7. You're a smart cookie. Especially when it was a joke. Good work, Sherlock.
     
  8. -OP creates thread for people to tell jokes about other people's moms- -OP gets mad when someone says a joke about his mom-
     
  9. No noobs the joke bad said is fine I was referring the The dude who said I'm adopted
     
  10. Let's farm him then. That should solve the problem.
     
  11. Lets pin him 
     
  12. His momma pins him already
     
  13. OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
     
  14. Attempt to make a fun thread for people and it's ruined already OFF TOPIC PLEASE LOCK
     
  15. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said 'What a treasure!' and her father said 'Yes, let's go bury it.'
     
  16. Yo momma so fat she brought a jumbo spoon to the super bowl.. Then she is so cheap she wanted a quarterback
     
  17. Yo mama so fat that when I was on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb