tHe first line is the most romantic the second line is the least romantic I hope you get a kick out of these 1.my darling my love my beautiful wife marrying you has screwed up my life 2.I see your face when I am dreaming that's why I wake up screaming 3.kind intelligent loving and hot this describes everything you're not 4.love may be beautiful love may be blessed but I only slept with you once cuz I was pissed 5.I thought I could not love no other that was until I met your brother 6.roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you roses are wilting the violets are dead the Sugar Bowl is empty and so is your head 7.I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that bag off your face 8.love your smile your face your eyes damn I'm good at telling lies 9.my love you take my breath away what did you step in that smells this way 10.my feelings for you no words can tell except for maybe go to hell 11.what inspires this ammonius rhyme two parts of vodka 1 part line who said poetry was boring