Looking For The One 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014.

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  1. I'm looking for that special someone. Status, rich/poor, and color isn't an issue. But she has to be big, nice and plump in all the right areas. I want to be comfortable when I get on top of her at night ....  I am looking because I think it's time to enjoy myself again. The last few years have been endless torment being in the mercy of the agonizing struggle I endure everyday with the one I am with now. One day I had, had it! I dumped her and have been at a loss for all feelings until today. Please oh please if you are the one, let me know. I want to feel you. I want to hold you tight I promise not to drool or spill any of my goods all over you. Please......



































    I need a new couch. ?
     
    #1 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  2. This thread.

    The username.

    I feel sorry for the couch.
     
    #2 -NorthernAurora-, Oct 12, 2014
  3.  u got me!!
     
    #3 i_Christina-Luvs_U, Oct 12, 2014
  4. 
     
    #4 Bird, Oct 12, 2014
  5. 
     
    #5 Sony, Oct 12, 2014
  6. 
     
    #6 passion_formusic2, Oct 12, 2014
  7. ?
     
    #7 ireallylikeyou, Oct 12, 2014
  8. Saw it coming
     
    #8 fhdvhdf, Oct 12, 2014
  9. Great! Glad to know I'm not the only one with a working set of EYES in here. We all saw it coming
     
    #9 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  10. Ryan
     
    #10 DemonicHypnocat, Oct 12, 2014
  11. Hello hello lol
     
    #11 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  12.  nice to see you back dude!
     
    #12 -Ahli-LovesMike, Oct 12, 2014
  13. What was your old name?I remember you somehow
     
    #13 DemonicHypnocat, Oct 12, 2014
  14. Ah. For how long, is the question.  I'm on like once, every other month. Bahahaha
     
    #14 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  15. I've had a lot. I don't remember them all honestly. Lol
     
    #15 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  16. I'll gladly take you on as a new client
     
    #16 ForeverAlice, Oct 12, 2014
  17. Whoah whoah whoah. Who said that I'd be the client? The client is the violatee, the panda does the violating round these parts. ?
     
    #17 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  18. You're the one doing the searching and I specialize in finding.
     
    #18 ForeverAlice, Oct 12, 2014
  19. .____.

    Can I test them first then?


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    Just one lick?
     
    #19 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Oct 12, 2014
  20. I remember you Panda
     
    #20 fhdvhdf, Oct 12, 2014
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