resume

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by childsupport4, Oct 11, 2014.

  1. Here's my resume since this is obviously a dating site

    1) I like long walks to my fridge

    2) I have Ebola because of Justin Bieber :(

    3) I like balls, really big balls

    4) in number 3 I was talking about cheese balls

    5) I'm 69 years young

    6) right now I'm wearing a orange jumpsuit bc I just escaped jail for selling home work passes :)

    7) I'm thirsty 24/7 so I need water all the time

    8) I have two kids

    9) I don't know my kids name

    10) I'm straight like a washing machine :)

    11) I have a myspace account #mainstream
     
    #1 childsupport4, Oct 11, 2014
  2. I volunteer to be you lesbian lover
     
    #2 MeganFromUranus, Oct 11, 2014
  3. Why are you friends with this "Tom"? Are you cheating on me you whore?!
     
    #3 IIlIlllIIllIllllIIIlIIIIllIlIl, Oct 11, 2014
  4. Bang me bb
     
    #4 Mofyy, Oct 11, 2014
  5. 12) ur name is childsupport but ur always broke











    Ohhhhh. ?
     
    #5 -MSJ-, Oct 11, 2014
  6. Oh I forgot to mention I like Justin Bieber because he makes good Christian songs
     
    #6 childsupport4, Oct 11, 2014
  7. Lexi your dad forget to pay this month
     
    #7 childsupport4, Oct 11, 2014
  8. Has my dad payed recently?
     
    #8 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Oct 11, 2014
  9. nice one tell me more jokes
     
    #9 -MSJ-, Oct 11, 2014
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