Bollywood Joke..(English but in Hindi)¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  1. Bollywood's WhatsApp group. ...

    Akshay- hii everyone..!!
    Shahid- Hi overacting ki dukaan

    Akshay- 

    Saif- 

    Kareena- Hii Saifu......love u

    *Shahid left group*

    Bipasha- hahaha....bechara......how r u frnds??

    John- hey m fine....miss u....how's u??

    *Bipasha left group*

    Akshay- arey yr bhot boring ho rha hai...?

    Ajay- kyun? Tees Mar khan dekhi kya?

    Akshay- nhi... teri Himmatwala dekhi

    *Ajay was removed from group*

    Aishwarya- Nice to meet u all. ..thnx for adding in the grp

    Salman- Miss to hmne bhi bohot kiya aapko

    Aishwarya- Hii....who r u??

    Salman- 

    Akshay - Kya sallu bhai...bhot emotional ho rhe ho

    *Aishwarya left group *

    Salman- 

    Vivek- Kon hai tu? Kyon ro rha hai? 

    Salman- Mujh par ek ehsaan krna ki Mujh par koi ehsaan mat krna...

    *Vivek left group *

    Amitabh- Hahaha.....arey Akki hmare zamane ke actors hein ki nhi iss grp me?????

    Akshay- Haan hai na...Rekha ji hein..

    *Amitabh left group *

    Chunky- Bas karo yr....sab grp Kyon chhod rhe hai????

    Saif- Chunky ko kaun add kiya??

    Chunky- Arey me bhi Bangladesh ka superstar hu...

    Salman- ????

    Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar..

    Shakti kapoor- Aaau....mere raja babu.. apko bhi namaskar??

    *Shakti kapoor was removed from group *

    Shahrukh- Kyon nikala usko grp se

    Akshay- Sry...glti se add hua.....vulgar members not allowed

    Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyon add kiya??

    Shahrukh- Tera kya ja rha he??

    Salman- Sahi se reh nhi to maar khayega 

    Shahrukh- Jyada natak mar kr

    Akshay- Ladai bndh kro wrna dono ko grp se bahr nikaal dunga

    Suniel Shetty- Akki bhai...Hera-pheri 3 ki shooting kb shuru hogi????

    Akshay- Tjhe liya he kya film mein..

    Suniel Shetty- 

    Hritik- Hii Anna....ajkal filmo me dikhai nhi dete...

    Suniel Shetty- Jabse Krrish dekhi he filmo me kaam krne ka man hi nhi krta. .

    Madhuri- Hello frnds....meri comebck film Gulaabi gang jaroor dekhna...

    Juhi Chawla- Yes frnds..zaroor dekhna...mein bhi hu 

    Alia bhatt- Haha...koi nhi dekhega

    Raveena- Akki...bacchiyon ko kyon add kiya grp me ?

    Sunny leone- Only adults allowed??

    Saif- Oye sunny leone bhi hai kya? 

    Kareena- 

    *Kareena left group *

    *Sunny leone was removed from group *

    *Sunny deol added in group *

    Akshay- Hii dhai kilo wale haath

    Sunny deol- Oyyeeeeeeee..!!. Action hero se mjak?..fod dunga..

    Suniel Shetty- Mein hun action hero

    Akshay- Mein hun..

    Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman Khan?

    John- I m the real action hero..

    Rajnikant- Munna.......jhund me toh suvar aate hai...sher akela aata hai..!!???

    John- kaun tu???

    Sunny- kaun hai ye akki? Batana,

    Akshay- Rajnikant Sir..?

    * Sunny deol left group *

    *Hritik left group *

    *John left group *

    *Saif left group *

    *Salman left group *

    *Shahrukh left group *

    *Suniel Shetty left group *

    ? Yenna Raskala...Mind it..!!?
     
  2. This thread.


    Makes.



    All the sense in the world.
     
  3. English but in hindi? What!?
     
  4. What happened to the English part? ??
     
  5. Haha... only those who know Hindi can get that :)
     
  6. Wow.. Booooooooooo.
    English only.

    #MURICA
     
  7. please only English on forums :)
     
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