what the heck 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -OFH-IKHLAQ, Oct 10, 2014.

  1. A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally."

    The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.

    One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet." The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.

    A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story.

    Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts him and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The son says, "No, Mom I was masturbating and shot the dog!"
     
  2. ?Ew. That's a weird joke.
     
  3. It's happened many a times before.
     
  4. Why would you post in forums 
     
  5. Damn if only I had that sort of firepower down there...
     
  6. I found that to be hilarious. Lmao 
     
  7. Loooooool
     
  8. How can it be triplets....
    2girls
    1guy
    I heard a family threesome

    To be triplets they should be the same gender, same DNA, same almost everything
     
  9. Are you dense^
     
  10. wow wtf poor dog
     
  11. Twins can be male and female. Paying attention in class is a wonderful thing isnt it
     
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  13. I posted here because I ran out of credits posting on campus plus it's in off topic. If you like I can post another
     
  14. i died reading this
     
  15. Do another!!!