[EXPLAINED] Relationship Button

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 8, 2014.


  1. NOTE: The information below is speculation only.


    Relationship Button

    Many of you have been asking:
    • What is the Relationship Button?
    • What does it do?
    • WHY HAS ATA MADE A RELATIONSHIP BUTTON!?
    Answers
    What is the Relationship Button?
    The 'Relationship' button allows you to declare your love for one another and to show the PIMD community, club members, friends, random nubs, that you are in a relationship.
    What does it do?
    If you have an iDevice and have an updated version of PIMD, you will notice on your profile there is an empty space under your status on your profile page.

    When you declare your love to your soulmate, your relationship status will change to 'In a Relationship' and your lovers name will be under your status.
    [Pretty cool right kids?]
    WHY HAS ATA MADE A RELATIONSHIP BUTTON!?
    Although most of you seem to be feeling negative about this wonderful new feature, there are numerous reasons why this button was added, they are as follows:
    • You can declare your love to your PIMD soulmate and start, what will hopefully be, a successful ongoing relationship [will help you get chicks irl too bruh]
    • Your lovers name will be under your status on your profile for ALL to see
    • Saving the best for last, as your relationship progresses, you will be awarded bonus stats as will be explained below.
    BONUS STATS

    One Month Relationship
    10,000/10,000 Bonus Stats



    Three Month Relationship
    30,000/30,000 Bonus Stats



    Six Month Relationship
    50,000/50,000 Bonus Stats



    One Year Relationship
    100,000/100,000 Bonus Stats
    Final Notice
    ATA has not yet released any virtual condoms and therefore is not responsible for any pre-marriage pregnancies. No child support will be handed out to those couples who find themselves in this situation.
    This has been a #BOWESOMEProduction®
     
  2. ? I want child support
     
  3. Nice post bro
     
  4. Everyone was doing one so I thought I'd join in. Didn't wanna feel left out
     
  5. ROFL:-D good one
     
  6. this is hillarious
     
  7. It was better than the others lol
     
  8. Colourful I'm loving it
     
  9. Is this true? is this the real reason for it
     
  10. ?why orange Charlie
     
  11. Hmm I wonder how this will turn out
     
  12. I just like the last 2 parts (condoms and bowsome production)
     
  13. Dark orange
    Orange red
    Sandy red
    Cause reasons
     
  14. I'm in 
     
  15. I'm not being funny but I can easily abuse this and just have the free stats with a alt or a good buddy of mine although it be more likely I have a alt for this.
     
  16. Your thread was well done, but the idea is still completely stupid and ridiculous.
     
  17. Nice haha
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