random convos with my mother

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014.

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  1. cat you're an ass like a legit one you went to a four year school and got a certificate for it and everything everything you say is bs you work ot to make ppl hate you and you don't even have to just shut the fuck up
     
    #41 AsshatJoker_, Oct 6, 2014
  2. Megan I would suck a fart outta your ass
     
    #42 CussyPat, Oct 6, 2014
  3. I would suck your daddys funbags <3
     
    #43 MeganFromUranus, Oct 6, 2014
  4. I bet you are good at that
     
    #44 CussyPat, Oct 6, 2014
  5. Cussy have you ever gotten fired for sexual harassment?
     
    #45 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
  6. Im great at it.
    Ask your father. 
     
    #46 MeganFromUranus, Oct 6, 2014
  7. I'll be over at his tonight.
    I need some milk for my cereal tommorow 
     
    #47 MeganFromUranus, Oct 6, 2014
  8. I will blow my wad all over your fat cornflakes to give them a nice coating
     
    #48 CussyPat, Oct 6, 2014
  9. Support mama cheerios hunt for g babies. Get her doneeeeee.
     
    #49 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 6, 2014
  10. I already have your dad to do that for me ?
     
    #50 MeganFromUranus, Oct 6, 2014
  11. Anyway! Back on topic of my mom, ?

    Cussypats please leave for posting off topic
     
    #51 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
  12.  Thor ? apparently she wants me knocked up
     
    #52 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
  13. She wants you making halvisies
     
    #53 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 6, 2014
  14.  you're so stuck on having white Asian babies Thor 
     
    #54 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
  15. Just so that halvsies can take over the world...
     
    #55 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 6, 2014
  16. You would have the best looking babies cherry ️
     
    #56 Bird, Oct 6, 2014
  17. Back on topic this is hilarious....reminds me of the time my best friends ma tried to hook us all up with a "gorgeous girl" (said in a Bronx accent)....where did she meet her?????














    At the clinic where his ma worked.....winning
     
    #57 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 6, 2014
  18.  Thor that mom was totally like mine...


    My moms like, I just want some damn grand kids 


    Dana thank you love
     
    #58 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
  19. Will they be born with smexi glasses on?
     
    #59 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 6, 2014
  20.  baby glasses
     
    #60 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Oct 6, 2014
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