SERIOUS problem here ok.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by tugffjhdjvfjbcgjbgjnfhncmffjbf, Oct 2, 2014.

  1. So like, I have this really long hair in my butt hole. I can literally grab it with both my hands and tug, but no success.
    How the hell am I meant to get it out? It's like tug of war with a massive, disturbing wart in my arse hole. And I don't like tug of war. That's the worst part.

    Ideas? Fanks.
    I promise I'm not being cheeky. I just can't be arsed going to the doctor. :lol:
     
  2. Don't sleep with girls with long hair 
     
  3. Scissors?
     
  4. Chain saw?
     
  5. Yeah well I have a fetish for sticking human heads up my arse.

    Scissors? Good point. I could use a hot needle to get rid of the wart too thanks.
     
  6. Or wait until you poo, it'll come out I'm sure  I am however worried about you having anal warts  you should probably get that checked
     
  7. Nahh flamethrower to like BURN that fuck er.
     
  8. I could actually choke someone with my arse.

    I'm kidding by the way. I aye my anal warts a few days ago. Don't be sick cherry 
     
  9. Sorry but they're not attractive tutsie
     
  10. Get it waxed, along with your hairy back and feet! 
     
  11. My back. Is. Not. Hairy. Just fluffy.
    Is it strange that I grow hair on the bottom of my feet instead of on top?
     
  12. LolLol id suggest this

    -Burn ur arse hair so it drops off
    -Grab and yank it
     
  13. I was gonna tie it to the back of my car and put a brick on the accelerator while I hold onto something heavy.
     
  14. use the no no hair remover: laugh: