thursday morning joke ~ps its long~

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Tulip, Oct 2, 2014.

  1. Who is ready for a thursday morning joke guys

    Steve: knock knock
    Who's there
    Irish stu..
    David: oh hi, stu come on in, its been a while. What brings you round this way?
    Just passing by huh? Cool cool, just as long as sarah didn't kick you outta the house, ha ha!
    #stu starts crying uncomfortable*
    Oh crap, she did? Man, I'm so sorry, I was just kidding, what the hell happened??
    Steve: can we not do this again davie I'm just trying to tell a joke
    Tim: knock knock
    David: wait a second stu, I think I hear someone at the door, I'll get ride of them, its probably just a salesman
    Hello how can I help you?
    Tim: I'm batman!
    Steve: TIM DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!!!
    David: holy heck! Its the cable crusader! What are you doing here?
    Tim: I'm not the cable crusader, I'm batman! With a little 'b' I'm here to get ride of your bats!
    David: oh, I see, but its still weird that you'd come here in a batman suit if your not in a pest control, I mean you don't always see exterminators coming to your house dresses like a wood lice
    steve: I swear to god guys..
    Tim: alright… you it me.. I'm not in past control.. I'm here to see stu
    Stu, do you know this guy… hello stu?
    Tim: why are you crying stu, did you do it, did you finally leave her?
    David: wait a second… are you two..?
    Tim: yes…. we are lovers
    Steve: Seriously tim fluff off!!
    David: well that explains why sarah kicked you out..
    Doesn't explains the batman clostume though…
    Tim: its a little 'b' and take it up with head office, stu I know you are still hurting but we can finally be together now.
    Danny: knock knock
    David: for heavens sake's who is this?
    Steve: ffs guys I just wanted to joke
    Danny: my name is detective inspector hardbottom and I'm investigating a very serious matter, you see there… has been a murder
    David: OH MY GOD!
    steve: GUYS FLUFF OFF!!!!
    David: bug I don't understand, what do you want with me?
    Tim: I'm batman (witha little 'b')
    Danny: no I'm not here for you or batman (little 'b') I'm here for your gaelic friend over there.
    Steve: no you guys don't stop, I'm unfriending all of you..
    Tim: (I'm liking where this is going…)
    Danny: stuart plz put your hands where I can see them! I'M BOOKING YOU FOR THE BLOODY MURDER OF YOUR WIFE, SARAH!! IN THE WOODS! IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
    Tim: POW!
    David: TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME!
    steve: you all are no more my friends…
     
  2. I just wasted 10 minutes of my life trying to read this. ?
     
  3. Ha. Ha. Ha.

    #SuchFunnyIForgotToLaugh
     
  4. :lol:
    "Don't encourage him"
     
  5.  *cough* lame *cough*
     
  6. :) I don't care if its lame, if it makes other people laugh thats what I care about, happyness