Who is ready for a thursday morning joke guys Steve: knock knock Who's there Irish stu.. David: oh hi, stu come on in, its been a while. What brings you round this way? Just passing by huh? Cool cool, just as long as sarah didn't kick you outta the house, ha ha! #stu starts crying uncomfortable* Oh crap, she did? Man, I'm so sorry, I was just kidding, what the hell happened?? Steve: can we not do this again davie I'm just trying to tell a joke Tim: knock knock David: wait a second stu, I think I hear someone at the door, I'll get ride of them, its probably just a salesman Hello how can I help you? Tim: I'm batman! Steve: TIM DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!!! David: holy heck! Its the cable crusader! What are you doing here? Tim: I'm not the cable crusader, I'm batman! With a little 'b' I'm here to get ride of your bats! David: oh, I see, but its still weird that you'd come here in a batman suit if your not in a pest control, I mean you don't always see exterminators coming to your house dresses like a wood lice steve: I swear to god guys.. Tim: alright… you it me.. I'm not in past control.. I'm here to see stu Stu, do you know this guy… hello stu? Tim: why are you crying stu, did you do it, did you finally leave her? David: wait a second… are you two..? Tim: yes…. we are lovers Steve: Seriously tim fluff off!! David: well that explains why sarah kicked you out.. Doesn't explains the batman clostume though… Tim: its a little 'b' and take it up with head office, stu I know you are still hurting but we can finally be together now. Danny: knock knock David: for heavens sake's who is this? Steve: ffs guys I just wanted to joke Danny: my name is detective inspector hardbottom and I'm investigating a very serious matter, you see there… has been a murder David: OH MY GOD! steve: GUYS FLUFF OFF!!!! David: bug I don't understand, what do you want with me? Tim: I'm batman (witha little 'b') Danny: no I'm not here for you or batman (little 'b') I'm here for your gaelic friend over there. Steve: no you guys don't stop, I'm unfriending all of you.. Tim: (I'm liking where this is going…) Danny: stuart plz put your hands where I can see them! I'M BOOKING YOU FOR THE BLOODY MURDER OF YOUR WIFE, SARAH!! IN THE WOODS! IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW Tim: POW! David: TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME! steve: you all are no more my friends…