Today: 29th September 2011 On Radio: A guy got caught arrested in McDonalds, he was found watching porn on his Laptop Jerking off In Tim Hortons - A coffee shop: A guy was making his GF/wife excited by putting his hands in her ass and boobs If u hv anything interesting to share... I will b glad to hear it
This morning on the radio they told us to call if we thought we were a vampire and they had people calling in and actually thinking they were vampires. Best quote ever on radio- (this man was joking) "I don't think I'm a vampire. Sunlight doesn't bother me like a vampire. But I have had this insatiable craving for raw meat for the past... Oh, I dunno, 250 years? It's weird. One morning I woke up naked and bloody in some guys lawn and I can't remember anything before that. I'm 450 and I don't look a day past 17. But a vampire, no."