_Warrior's Guide to All the Jobs of PimD

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  1. Guide to All the Jobs of PIMD

    KEY
    Job Title
    Description
    Money Earned
    Success Message
    Failure Message
    % gained per success
    # of successes needed to complete job
    # of successes so far
    *I have labeled each category along with the colors to help out those who are color blind*

    JOBS:

    #1. Job Title: New Party
    Description: You've heard there is a party at Delta Lota Kappa. Maybe you van sell this information to the freshman.
    Money Earned: 66-100
    Success Message: Haha, they bought it. You earned yourself some cash.
    Failure Message: Doesn't look like anyone to pay for this news.
    % gained per success: 50%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 2
    # of successes so far: 2

    #2. Job Title: Tutoring
    Description: Maybe you can make a little extra money tutoring some of the jocks.
    Money Earned: 133-200
    Success Message: Looks like your student figured out that the world wasn't flat. Nice work.
    Failure Message: Jock failed his exam. Who would've guessed Rome isn't in Milwaukee?
    % gained per success: 34%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 3
    # of successes so far: 5

    #3. Job Title: Lawn Mowing
    Description: Sun, grass what's not to like about doing a mowing job. Make some extra cash.
    Money Earned: 133-200
    Success Message: The old lady's lawn you mowed watched you the entire time and gave a great tip
    Failure Message: You ran over the flowers. Obviously you don't understand the complexity of mowing.
    % gained per success: 25%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 4
    # of successes so far: 9

    #4. Job Title: Try out for the Team
    Description: The football team is looking for players. I hear they give out a bonus if you make the cut.
    Money Earned: 200-300
    Success Message: Sweet! All it took was 4 injuries, but you made it!
    Failure Message: Wow, who could have guessed you had to be fit. Maybe try the cheerleading team next.
    % gained per success: 34%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 3
    # of successes so far: 12

    #5. Job Title: Food Run
    Description: Some people need you to make a food run for their party.
    Money Earned: 200-300
    Success Message: It looks like they were drunk when they were reimbursing you, you made some extra cash.
    Failure Message: Wow, they reimbursed you the EXACT amount. Nothing for gas either.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 22

    !Level 1 Job Mastery Award Achieved!

    #6. Job Title: Sign up for Class
    Description: Sign up for some classes and make your parents think your learning.
    Money Earned: 200-300
    Success Message: Looks like there was an accounting error, you got a partial refund.
    Failure Message: Wow, they really just take your money and send you on your way.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 32

    #7. Job Title: Note Taking
    Description: One of your classmates needs you to take notes. I smell cash!
    Money Earned: 200-300
    Success Message: Nice! you were going to take notes anyways and you got money for it.
    Failure Message: Okay, the fact that your writing was compared to ancient cave drawings is a bad thing.
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 37

    #8. Job Title: Grandma's Gift
    Description: A package arrived in the mail... Looks like it's from Grandma!
    Money Earned: 266-400
    Success Message: Grandma sent some money. Oh how we love grandma!
    Failure Message: It's just junk mail. Doh!
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 47

    #9. Job Title: Home Chores
    Description: Seems like your parents have a few chores for you back home. It's go time!
    Money Earned: 275-425
    Success Message: Nice! You found some cash while cleaning the coach.
    Failure Message: Too bad doing work for family gets you nothing.
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 52

    #10. Job Title: Frosh Week
    Description: Some of the local Greek houses are recruiting. Sign up now.
    Money Earned: 350-450
    Success Message: You signed the form and get free pizza and coupons... living the Dream!
    Failure Message: Wow, you got turned down by the lamest frat house... How do you fell about that?
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 72

    !Level 2 Job Mastery Award Achieved!

    #11. Job Title: Fight the Mascot
    Description: It's the playoffs and the college mascot is looking for a fight. Take one for the team!
    Money Earned: 375-450
    Success Message: You showed that bird who's boss! Time to parade the beaten mascot around campus.
    Failure Message: Ouch! Didn't expect the mascot to be a pro fighter. Run and hide in your dorm room!
    % gained per success: 25%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 4
    # of successes so far: 76

    #12. Job Title: Team Sugar Mama
    Description: The team needs new jerseys and they are looking to you to seduce a sugar mama!
    Money Earned: 400-500
    Success Message: Cha-ching! Thanks to your "efforts" the team has new jerseys and new equipment. Go Team!
    Failure Message: Didn't think she was on the board of directors! Perhaps a bake sale?
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 81

    #13. Job Title: Food for Thought
    Description: The club is having its first meeting. Are you able to score some food?
    Money Earned: 450-550
    Success Message: Good Call on the greasy fried chicken! Those students were so hungry!
    Failure Message: Uhh gross! Did you expect students to get excited with a large bag of spinach?
    % gained per success: 25%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 4
    # of successes so far: 85

    #14. Job Title: Homework Help
    Description: It looks like your friends aren't doing so well in class. Help them with some of your answers.
    Money Earned: 500-600
    Success Message: There is noting like a little bit of bribery to show you their appreciation.
    Failure Message: Ouch, seems the teacher caught on and docked both of your grades.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 92

    #15. Job Title: Lab Subject
    Description: You see a flyer looking for test subjects. Offering cash and mild chance of side effects.
    Money Earned: 600-800
    Success Message: You got your cash and only a mild tick. Good work.
    Failure Message: You failed the simple test of filling out your name. No cash for you.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 99
    *You gained an extra 7,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note*

    #16. Job Title: Group Project
    Description: Your group project is struggling. Put in some crazy hours and see if it pays off.
    Money Earned: 700-825
    Success Message: Seems the group got you a little gift of appreciation for all the hours you put in.
    Failure Message: All that work and your group still failed... Nice one Einstein!
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 109

    #17. Job Title: Club of the Year
    Description: The student council is awarding the club of the year with extra spending money.
    Money Earned: 775-875
    Success Message: We won! It's good no one knows that you are dating the student council president.
    Failure Message: We lost to the math club! I mean, they do homework for FUN! Better luck next time.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 119

    #18. Job Title: Coach Little League Team
    Description: Your community baseball team is looking for a coach. Can u be the leader they seek?
    Money Earned: 900-1,050
    Success Message: Coach you did it! The community is really proud and have named a street after you!
    Failure Message: Those who can't play, coach. Apparently you can't coach either!
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 129

    #19. Job Title: ID Guy
    Description: You met this guys who says he can make fake IDs. Maybe he can get one for you and your friends?
    Money Earned: 1,000-1,300
    Success Message: Wow, looks just like the real thing. You're going to make good use of this.
    Failure Message: Ouch. A kid and a crayon could have made a better ID. Too bad.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 139
    *You gained an extra 7,500 cash*

    #20. Job Title: Missing Jersey
    Description: You lost your jersey at the party last nice. You need to borrow one for tonight's game.
    Money Earned: 1,250-1,500
    Success Message: This might be your lucky jersey. You made the winning shot and got a date with the cheerleader
    Failure Message: The smell of your unwashed jersey you unconscious during the game.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 149

    #21. Job Title: ID the I'D Guy
    Description: Seems like the campus police are offering an award if you turn in the I'D guy. Do it!
    Money Earned: 1,600-1,800
    Success Message: Wow, what an award. You can buy yourself some serious amounts of macaroni and cheese.
    Failure Message: By reward, they meant a coupon for laundry. Uber lame.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 169

    #22. Job Title: Private Time
    Description: Your roommate wants some "alone time" in the dorm...
    Money Earned: 2,000-2,500
    Success Message: You got some extra beer money as a token of appreciation.
    Failure Message: You come back to a really, Really, REALLY disgusting room.
    % gained per success: 13%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 8
    # of successes so far: 177

    #23. Job Title: Answers! Get your Answers!
    Description: You sneak into the professors office and steal the answer key. Try selling the key for some extra cash!
    Money Earned: 3,500-4,000
    Success Message: You should do this more often. You made enough Money to quit your lame pizza delivery job.
    Failure Message: The professor outsmarted the entire class by creating a fake answer key. Doh.
    % gained per success: 13%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 8
    # of successes so far: 185

    #24. Job Title: Organize a Study Group
    Description: You've seen that hottie in your class. Organize a study group and get closer to them.
    Money Earned: 4,000-4,500
    Success Message: Nice moves. You now have a date, and you helped improved their IQ!
    Failure Message: Who knew they didn't like studying and just wanted to party. Better luck next time.
    % gained per success: 13%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 8
    # of successes so far: 193

    #25. Job Title: Help New Roommate Move In
    Description: You've got a new roommate! Help him move his stuff in.
    Money Earned: 4,000-5,000
    Success Message: You moved his stuff in record time, and got a free lunch out of it!
    Failure Message: While moving his bed you discovered a huge stain on it. Your face was pressed against it for 20 minutes. Sadness.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 200

    !Level 3 Job Mastery Award Achieved!

    #26. Job Title: Throw the Game
    Description: A rich student has offered you money to throw tonight's basketball game.
    Money Earned: 4,500-5,500
    Success Message: You decided to play fair and win! You go looking for the rich kid and take his money anyway. Talk about a win-win situation!
    Failure Message: You decided to play fair and still lost. You should've taken the cash.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 207

    #27. Job Title: Clean the Kitchen
    Description: It's time to clean up the mess in your dorm's kitchen.
    Money Earned: 5,000-6,000
    Success Message: You cashed in all the empty beer bottles at the recycling center. Score!
    Failure Message: "Ah, so that's where the cockroaches are coming from."
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 214

    #28. Job Title: Spike the Water Cooler
    Description: Your team is getting crushed. Add "magic ingredients" to the other team's water cooler.
    Money Earned: 6,000-6,500
    Success Message: Victory is sweet. Even if it means the other team has urgent bowel movements.
    Failure Message: The other team's water boy found you and beat you up. Who knew he would be so strong?
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 221

    #29. Job Title: Band Practice
    Description: You've heard that playing music impresses your crush. Sign up for the band!
    Money Earned: 6,500-7,000
    Success Message: Not only did you woo your crush, but you've earned a cash from a music scholarship!
    Failure Message: "Go on a date with you Haven't you heard? I don't want to be seen with a band geek!"
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 228

    #30. Job Title: Pump that Iron
    Description: It's time to go to the gym to work out. Toned abs, here we
    come!

    Money Earned: 7,000-7,500
    Success Message: You are the pinnacle of human fitness. Good job!
    Failure Message: You decide to leave when you see a 5 year old lifting weights heavier than you.
    % gained per success: 18%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 6
    # of successes so far: 234

    #31. Job Title: Sell Furniture on the Internet
    Description: Time to get rid of your dusty furniture. Try to sell it on the internet!
    Money Earned: 7,500-8,000
    Success Message: Sweet! You got your cash and got rid of crappy furniture. That was easy.
    Failure Message: You need to go to the police station to get a restraining order for the serial killer who came to visit.
    % gained per success: 18%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 6
    # of successes so far: 240

    #32. Job Title: Team Fundraiser
    Description: The team needs money money to travel for the championship game. Bake sale!
    Money Earned: 8,000-8,500
    Success Message: You sold enough cookies to travel first class. Girl scouts got nothing on you!
    Failure Message: You need to raise more money because you ate all the cookies. Good job, jerk.
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 245
    *You gained an extra 8,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note*

    #33. Job Title: Chores?!
    Description: Your parents called. Mom wants you to come home and do the dishes.
    Money Earned: 8,500-9,000
    Success Message: After doing the chores, you eat an amazing dinner and get your laundry done for free. Boo yah!
    Failure Message: "When your done with the dishes, don't forget to scrub the bathroom toilets."
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 250

    #34. Job Title: Missing Mascot
    Description: The team mascot is missing. It's your time to shine!
    Money Earned: 9,000-10,000
    Success Message: You put on the mascot outfit and get the crowd moving. Nice moves!
    Failure Message: Ouch! That's what happens when you try a triple backflip off a trampoline without practice.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 257

    #35. Job Title: Pledge for a Club
    Description: Some clubs are accepting new members. Apply now!
    Money Earned: 10,500-11,000
    Success Message: You got in and won a lousy gift certificate. Maybe you should apply to a REAL club.
    Failure Message: You got rejected. Perhaps you should try to join a REAL club?
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 264
    *You gained an extra 11,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note*

    #36. Job Title: Statue Bandit
    Description: Steal the school statue from a rival college.
    Money Earned: 11,000-11,500
    Success Message: Your antics have earned you the respect and admiration of the students.
    Failure Message: Busted! Time to go home and nurse those two black eyes.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 274

    #37. Job Title: Buy Groceries
    Description: It's time to buy groceries for you and your roommate.
    Money Earned: 13,000-15,000
    Success Message: Your roommate gives you a little extra cash for your efforts.
    Failure Message: Your roomate eats all of the food in 30 minutes. "Hungry!!!"
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 284

    #38. Job Title: Bribe Resident Advisor
    Description: Your RA is giving you trouble for throwing a loud party. Get rid of him!
    Money Earned: 18,000-20,000
    Success Message: Turns out the RA was just sad you didn't send him an invite, and pays YOU to attend!
    Failure Message: "NO PARTY FOR YOU!" - who knew the RA was such a prude?
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 304

    #39. Job Title: Track and Field
    Description: It's time to practice for the upcoming race.
    Money Earned: 24,000-26,250
    Success Message: You won the race! Good job, champ!
    Failure Message: You realize that the only sport you're good at is drinking beer.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 324
    *You gained an extra 24,000 cash*

    #40. Job Title: Beer Pong Contest
    Description: It's time for the annual campus-wide beer pong tournament! Will you rise to the challenge?
    Money Earned: 24,500-27,000
    Success Message: There's nothing like a giant beer pong trophy to impress your friends. Oh wait, prize money...even better.
    Failure Message: Your team got beat by two freshman who made fun of your mother. Sadness.
    % gained per success: 25%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 4
    # of successes so far: 328

    !Lvl 4 Job Mastery Award Achieved!

    #41. Job Title: Sell Junk Food During Ban
    Description: Administration has banned junk food after reading a scary new article. Opportunity awaits!
    Money Earned: 25,000-28,000
    Success Message: Good job! You've created a business empire!
    Failure Message: You ate your own supply, and owe money to the scary looking guys who sold you Twinkies.
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 333

    #42. Job Title: Freshman Hazing
    Description: It's time to haze the freshman. This will be fun!
    Money Earned: 25,500-29,000
    Success Message: You dump the frosh in a bathtub full of jello. Now they fear and respect you.
    Failure Message: You screamed like a little girl when you saw a spider in front of the frosh. You'll never live it down.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 340

    #43. Job Title: Call Center
    Description: Get a part-time job at the local customer support call center.
    Money Earned: 26,000-29,500
    Success Message: You scored some extra cash. Boo yah!
    Failure Message: You got caught downloading "movie files". Fired!
    % gained per success: 12%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 9
    # of successes so far: 349
    *You gained an extra 26,000 cash*

    #44. Job Title: Party Time
    Description: Try to get into the local nightclub with your fake ID.
    Money Earned: 26,500-29,000
    Success Message: You got in and managed to learn some cool dance-off moves!
    Failure Message: Wow, bouncers can throw people really far.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 359

    #45. Job Title: New Credit Card
    Description: You're running low on beer money. Time to sign up for new credit card!
    Money Earned: 27,000-32,500
    Success Message: Score! You've got cash and got a great deal with ONLY a 848.22% interest rate!
    Failure Message: "Sir, with your credit score you are only eligible for a pre-paid credit card."
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 369

    #46. Job Title: Old Folks Home Volunteer
    Description: Volunteer at the senior citizens center down the street.
    Money Earned: 30,000-35,000
    Success Message: You're a hit with the residents and received some generous tips!
    Failure Message: Mrs. McDonelly wants you to clean her bedpan. FML.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 379

    #47. Job Title: Club Treasurer
    Description: You are smart with money and the club is putting you in charge. Do you accept?
    Money Earned: 32,000-37,500
    Success Message: You managed to stretch our shoestring budget for the entire year! Goo job!
    Failure Message: Spending the clubâs budget on beer will not be accepted. You are being audited.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 399
    *You gained an extra 32,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note*

    #48. Job Title: Blood Donation
    Description: Donate your blood for some extra cash.
    Money Earned: 34,000-38,000
    Success Message: You feel a little woozy, but you got a free cookie and some extra cash!
    Failure Message: Your blood was taken from a sparkly guy named Edward with fangs who didn't even work at the donation center.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 419

    !Lvl 5 Job Mastery Award Achieved!

    #49. Job Title: Midterm Madness
    Description: It's time to study for midterm exams.
    Money Earned: 35,000-40,000
    Success Message: You aced the test and got some cash from your parents as a reward!
    Failure Message: Not only did you sleep in and arrive at the exam late, but you forgot to put on pants.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 439

    #50. Job Title: Keg Stand Competition
    Description: Theres a keg stand competition happening at the party. It's go time!
    Money Earned: 40,000-42,500
    Success Message: You can chug with the best of them. Enjoy your trophy and prize money, and walk the walk of a champion.
    Failure Message: You fell on your head while doing a keg stand and got knocked unconscious.
    % gained per success: 20%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 5
    # of successes so far: 444

    #51. Job Title: Sell Textbooks Online
    Description: Sell your textbooks online at your favorite auction site, C-Bay.
    Money Earned: 42,500-45,000
    Success Message: Good work. You've got enough cash to buy pizza for dinner tonight.
    Failure Message: Too bad you don't know how to use a computer, and sold your textbooks for free.
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 451

    #52. Job Title: Paint a Mural
    Description: Help your crush paint a mural for the university.
    Money Earned: 45,000-47,500
    Success Message: Your artsy nature impresses your crush. You've got a hot date!
    Failure Message: Painting private parts on the walls does not impress your crush. Forever alone...
    % gained per success: 15%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 7
    # of successes so far: 458
    *You gained an extra 45,000 cash*

    #53. Job Title: Download Media
    Description: You need to download some "movie files" onto your computer.
    Money Earned: 47,500-49,500
    Success Message: The download finishes quickly and your roomate is nowhere to be found! Viewing time!
    Failure Message: "Whoah, hey guys! Look at what's being downloaded! LOL!" - Busted!
    % gained per success: 13%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 8
    # of successes so far: 466

    #54. Job Title: Internship
    Description: You got a job as a college intern at the local marketing firm.
    Money Earned: 49,500-52,500
    Success Message: Congratulations! You're a pro at making and delivering coffee! The sky's the limit!
    Failure Message: You realized that it's an unpaid internship job. FML.
    % gained per success: 12%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 9
    # of successes so far: 475

    #55. Job Title: Party Planner
    Description: It's time to throw the most epic party ever. Are you ready?
    Money Earned: 52,500-55,000
    Success Message: The party was a huge hit! It's going to take you three days to clean up. Good work.
    Failure Message: "Um...how did that get onto the ceiling?"
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 485

    #56. Job Title: Prank Rival Club
    Description: A rival club is trying to muscle yours off campus. Show them who's boss!
    Money Earned: 55,000-56,000
    Success Message: Your rivals are in awe of how you managed to get their cars encased in blocks of ice.
    Failure Message: The rival club was one step ahead of you, and pranked you first.
    % gained per success: 10%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 10
    # of successes so far: 495

    #57. Job Title: Walk of Shame
    Description: You had a memorable night out. Sneak home without anyone noticing!
    Money Earned: 56,000-58,000
    Success Message: You get back to your dorm unnoticed. Good work, champ.
    Failure Message: Your parents decided to pay you a surprise visit, and have been waiting outside your dorm.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 515
    *You gained an extra 58,000 cash, 1Doctor's Note*

    #58. Job Title: Go to Rock Concert
    Description: Your favorite band is playing in town tonight.
    Money Earned: 58,000-61,000
    Success Message: You get to meet the band and go backstage. Being a groupie is fun!
    Failure Message: You watch the band with binoculars from the nosebleed seats. FML.
    % gained per success: 5%
    # of successes needed to complete job: 20
    # of successes so far: 535
     
  2. Hopes it is perfect
     
  3. Good job but too many colours.
     
  4. Lil moo I added labels do you want no colors because I can do that but many say color is more fun that is why I kept it
     
  5. Btw toast's guide to quests in KaW uses the same colors and it is stickied
     
  6. Great guide and I see you added labels to help people who are color blind. Great job. Sticky this devs!
     
  7. My eyes hurt. D: -
     
  8. _warriors guide is approved by -Beast_Ninja-
     
  9. Lol rose
     
  10. Its good but no-one really cares that much about jobs to need a guide for it,
     
  11. Newbies might care enough about jobs to want a guide about it
     
  12. Thx mindynator congrats on RA
     
  13. Not a chat thread :roll:
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