Cherry's Guide to Men

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Cherry's Guide to Men
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    Tl;dr warning

    I didn't even want to do this thread but it was demanded of me soooo I guess I have to. The reason why I didn't want to do this is I'm not a dude, I don't understand dudes, and like all women, males confuse me.  But since this guide was requested of me I harassed some of my guy friends for their opinions about certain matters, these guy friends will be left anonymous. But they exist I swear! Now these will always be stereotypical I know, it's okay just relax take a deep breathe and remember this is all in good fun. Now. Onto the guide....

    Step One: How to approach a man
    So after my polling of random men I have the perfect way to approach a man....it's really mind blowing actually. I never knew this...


    You walk up and say hi


    Men don't really require any real tedious thought over how to go about approaching them. They don't need to be drunk...however here is the best way to approach a man.
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    Step Two:So you finally got his number...

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    So men are basically like the way I wrote how women are with texting. Give them space to breathe! Don't be a stage 5 clinger and expect them to totally wish to take you out on a date.  No one wants a girlfriend who's constantly up their ass. [​IMG]
    However if a guy likes you, he WILL text you, if he doesn't he probably isn't all that into you. And that's okay! Because it's onto the next one in the words of jay z.

    Now you might be saying to yourself "but Cherry we got along amazing and he totally said he would call and he hasn't messaged in 5 minutes." That's okay! Give him time, if he doesn't call he's not worth your time and if he does he is. Now there's certain times where it's completely acceptable to call or text a guy first. I honestly don't really believe in gender roles just that when people want something they go for it. Regardless of if it's a struggle. Just relax and take a deep breathe and don't do this please god don't do this 
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    Step Three:How to....wait wait wait...this is stupid

    In all honesty there shouldn't really even be a step three or even the first two steps or any real guide to this. If someone likes you they will let you know, through both words and action. I've been in enough relationships to know there are some definite "don'ts" in relationships, but for the most part, regardless of gender if someone likes you they will tell you and they will show you, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
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    They will show you they like you, and they will do it in their own way and that might lead to some confusion about if they do like you. But best bet is instead of sitting there wondering....ask...be open and expressive!
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    There's a lot of amusing things that happens in relationships which makes things like these amusing. But point blank, if you like someone just tell them...

    And always remember...
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    Anyway just enjoy yourself and the one you're with! Well just make sure you pass the boundary of the friend zone once you try to enjoy yourself with them...stalking is never okay 
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    But just be happy! Be yourself! And someone will like that and be all like,
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    Remember humor is key!
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    Getting into arguments is completely normal
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    And hey if it ends up in a breakup that's okay!
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    You always have a fall back option
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    Oh wait before you go!

    I almost forgot



    Don't leave



    Wait


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  2. Date me op <3
     
  3. ? well, that was a intense ride
     
  4. Jeeze that was long....I learned a lot though. Now time to apply it!
     
  5. dude she's right ladies doesnt take much to seduce Bread
     
  6. I don't understand the water /mountain looking picture
     
  7. When a girl talks to a guy we never understand what they really mean by what they say. When a guy talks to a girl the girl assumes so much more than what the guy actually meant.
     
  8. Horrible background picture?
     
  9. Thank you Roy!
     
  10. Nice thread
     
  11. Can the cat be a hypnocat?
     
  12. Royale is on point
     
  13. Nice thread Cherry 
     
  14.  Will you stop postin that same picture? 
     
  15. Ro has all the hot ladies waiting for him, he knows what he's on about 