Help please [Bit personal]

Also I wouldn't be pushing to the point of your bum being sore... the more you push you like put strain on your kidneys or something... could pop a nerve in your head? Eyeballs might come flying out?

 

Karo syrup it helps with constipated kids you just might need the whole bottle ?

 

Just take Justin's advice. I'm sure it a work :-D

 

Eat some taco bell

 

OMG YES^!?

 

At least you don't have to poop ever again

 

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Sit on a really small midget, have he/she pull it out for you! Yay! No more problem!!!

 

If worst come to worst, My advise: drink expired milk . And goodluck if u do that

 

I just want to say that Google is a thing... 

 

You could drink prune juice its nasty but it will flush your system.

 

Try hire a tutor, u will be the poopil

 

Pain killiers are addictive so that person is an idiot and it'll make u more constipated..dude ask ur mommy!!

 

Try bum sex.

If you dont swing that way, go to your local pharmacy 

 

If youre actually experiencing discomfort then you should go to your chemist and buy some Coloxyl & Senna tablets. Follow the instructions and drink plenty of water there after. You should see the results soon if not, the next day. Could be a day later.
If however, you do not have a successful bowel motion then you have a few options.. Go back to your chemist and see what other options they may have. Or.. If you have not been able to pass it for 3 or 4 days and no medications you have tried helps then id go to your hospital to have the obstruction reviewed.

 

Um.. Y post that

 

Went won't this go away??

Pretty sad when a thread about poop is a hot topic for 2 days.

 

Laxative. Lol!!

 

Mandi you've never made me laugh this much in my entire life.