Cherry's Guide to Women Tl;dr warning Okay so you have ascertained you like this woman hopefully and you'd like to speak to her and garner her affection or such, here's a step to step guide on what to do and well...what not to do. Step One: The Introduction Now women are very sensitive creatures, and while we are just as perverted if not more so then men...there's an art on how to approach a woman. Do not under any circumstances, unless she's sufficiently drunk, walk up to a woman and be like "hey there nice shoes want to fuck?" It will either get you a look of confusion, a slap, a giggle, but...it don't get you sex...unless of course she's drunk. So first you have to strike up a conversation... Do: Ask her how her day is Ask her what her likes and dislikes are Ask her if she wishes to go out some time Do not: Ask her how many dranks it would take to get her in your bed Ask her if she's jersey shore style down to fuck Ask her if she would like to make you sandwich and fold your laundry for the rest of her life Now if you have appropriately conquered that phase and she's willing to talk to your weird self, do not under any circumstances become a clingy asshole, she may very well be a busy woman... Step Two: How to not appear creepy or clingy after introduction Okay so the object of your affection is kinda standoffish it happens, she's busy or whatever or wants to take it slow, or she was just being polite by giving you your number but she doesn't really want you to contact her. It's okay that stuff happens, do not panic! I repeat do not panic! If she hasn't returned your messages in 3 minutes do not under any circumstances act like this guy! I repeat Do Not Do This See, he basically screams desperation and a need to be paid attention to...it's sad really. Getting into an argument with a girl about her not messaging you is just going to want to make her not message you more because let's be real, you're coming off as a creeper. So anyway this could go one of two ways...you could get politely friend zoned which isn't bad because hey! Friends! Or she could decide to go on a date with you or such... So there's some confusing signs from girls, I know... Like if a girl says I miss you... If she says I miss you after not speaking to you a bunch for a few days or after a short time, she's interested and likes you If a girl says she misses you 2 weeks after not contacting you, she's hungry, drunk, or needs someone to talk to and you're officially friend zoned. Step Three: The First Date I am proud you have came this far! Anyway, this is a tricky step, first dates typically make or break the whole thing. Don't be nervous to be yourself, as no girl wants to find out 3 months down the line you're not who you portrayed yourself to be on the first date, don't be afraid to be quirky and be yourself... Anyway, always use the right selection of stuffs to make her happy and make yourself look presentable. Do not use to much cologne, you don't wish to smell like you bathed in it. It's just not attractive. Anyway...so be yourself if yourself kinda sucks then well... Step Four: Defining the relationship This can be a tricky step since some women will try to hint to it expecting you to define it for them or some women will just straight up be like "yeah we are dating now ?" I know I'm the tiny hint type of girl, I'll joke around about like what if we were dating and such, drop little and big hints, usually which annoy the hell out of the guys I'm wishing to date but whatever, anyway, just don't be like this guy Step Five: So you're dating the object of your affection and you're in your first fight... This can also really vary from girl to girl, their responses to fighting, however from all the women I polled here are some things to not do when your woman is pissed at you. Do not: Flirt with her friends Ignore her when she's actually trying to talk about it Use "I'm sorry" as a way to placate her and do the same thing she was pissed about over again two seconds later Roofie her and put her in a cage Do: Admit your faults Tell her what is wrong Be able to take and give critic Try to work on improving the situation and also your behavior afterwards Soooo yup this is my guide Andddddddd