WHAT IF...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sarenrae, Sep 17, 2014.

  1. Why would you touch it with your finger
     
  2. Omg. ? Why did I open this??
     
  3. What the fuck ?
     
  4. ??don't poke it!!!!!! If it was me I would kill it with a shoe 
     
  5. If it were me, I'd move and burn the house down 
     
  6. Omg!!! I totally jumped up when i saw it.
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  7. ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO NOPEVILLE!!
     
  8. KILL IT WITH FIRE ?
     
  9. Such a lovely creature
     
  10. BUUURN IT TO THE GROUND
     
  11.  noo no noo noo she wasn't readyyyy
     
  12. Oh god it jumped on her 
     
  13. My resume thought process:

    HOLY SHIT FUCK!!!

    [Ol][li]Shotgun blast makes too big of a mess. [/li][li]There is not a hammer big enough. [/li][*]Bug spray takes too long to kill them. [/li][li]How much would that bite hurt? [/li] [li] Flames...where's my plasma torch? [/li]
     
  14. No.... Just no.
    1000x No.
     
  15. what is it?!
     
  16. I didn't know spiders could jump ??