❀ Aunty Ahli's ❀ Do's and Don'ts ✭This Week: Life Tips✭ Well, hello there, poppets! I've learnt a lot throughout my life, and as I head towards my 29th birthday, I can't help but feel reminiscent of my 20's But, Imma put that experience to good use, and share some of my wisdom Here's a few tips! ✭ DON'T play ANY kind of drinking game involving goon, aka cask wine. "Fruity Lexia" will taste more like battery acid than the acid itself as it squirts out your nose :? ✭ DO try and set yourself small goals, and not worry about the end result so much! You'll drive yourself crazy trying to chase your dreams if you don't appreciate the small steps along the way ✭ DON'T think that sensitive wax strips will be gentle on your face :? Ripping the top layer of your skin off, while leaving the fine hairs behind, is not a happy ending :? ✭ DO realise that at some point in your life, you will be both the telemarketer and the pissed off person being interrupted during dinner :x Not everyone is gonna love your ideas, try not to ram them down people's throats, 'k? :? ✭ DON'T pay any attention to the saying "If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow" ;? Just flush the damn toilet :roll: ✭ DO get back on the proverbial horse. No matter what happens to you throughout your life, keep trying! Unless what you happen to be trying is to win back an ex, which is also called stalking.. :? ✭ DON'T try and drink hot coffee straight out of a thermos, without taking the sealer lid off :shock: First degree burns on your lips and chin are not a good look :? (and it really freaking hurts!!) ✭ DO learn to forgive people There are always gonna be people that disagree with you :shock: Same as there will always be people you disagree with. Try to let it go ✭ DON'T douse the crap out of your microwave with bug spray, then take it outside and hose it.. It will not work afterwards :? (thanks for that lesson, Mum!!) ✭ DO dance around like a crazy person every now and then Especially when you're home alone.. Go nuts ✭ DON'T use baby oil as a substitute for shaving cream.. :? Not unless you want your skin to resemble a basketball, and burn like the fires of hell :shock: Got any life tips to share? I wanna hear what you guys have learnt throughout your life
I’m pretty sure this is a thing....i mean it does rhyme so it’s gotta be true like “liquor before beer, you’re in the clear, beer before liquor, you’re getting sicker :mrgreen:
To prople like myself: if your mind tells you to do something you probably shouldnt go along with it. :lol:
Don't mess with the cops they don't think you are as hilarious as you think Do mess with your neighbors dog their reaction is priceless when there dog is taking their newspaper to your friends house
Yay an Ahli thread! you bailed on accents ? Anyway, uhm, bug spray in a microwave? As for life tips. Do not blow your nose hard on both nostrils. Ouch. One nostril at a time. Sleep is underrated.
always make sure you clicked the right image to send in message sharing third party apps as well as messenger ?
:lol: I did that baby oil thing once... Or twice in a pinch ? Worst feeling ever! ? Oh god... I have a list of dont's. But I'm too tired. If this thread is in active topics later I'll add them Great thread Ahliboo
Great thread Ahli I Do try to tell people what they mean to me like its the last time im gonna see them cuz u never kno... I Don't hesitate try to make people smile bc it can change their day With kids...Don't pour them more of a drink than ur willing to clean up lol