I have many but heres one . What do you call a man with a spade on his head?....doug what do you call a man with the spade removed...dougless ill add more and better ones throughout the thread ..enjoy
Ok so a guy walks into a bar the barman says i bet you £50 you cant go down to the basement and make my donky laugh guy goes down makes it laugh gets his £50 Barman says wow ill give you another £50 and free drinks if you go back down and make him cry no problem the guy says goes down makes it cry. Heads to the bar collects his prize barman askes how did you do it first i said i had a bigger d.ick than the donkey made it laugh second time i went down i proved it and the donkey cried
Cleveland browns football practice was halted the other day when an unknown white substance was found on the field. After tests, it was concluded the white substance was merely the paint on the goal line. Practice resumed as it was decided the players were safe from ever likely coming into contact with the goal line again. I don't even like sports. But if you're from Ohio you can't not laugh at that one XD
A man dived into the sea. He saw a man without scuba diving equipment. He asked how r u scuba diving without equipment the man answered "u fool I am not scuba diving I am drowning"
A man goes to a bar. Bets the bartender $10 he can pee in a cup 10 feet away. The bartender says yeah right. The guy pees and of course misses. Instead pees everywhere. The man pays the bartender, who smiles, and laughs then the bartender asks what's so funny. The man replies he bet his friends $100 he could pee everywhere and the bartender would smile