You know you're getting Catfished when..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BendDownandSpellRUN, Sep 10, 2014.

  1. This is for all you dumb mother fuckers who fall for just about anybody who shows you a pretty pic.


    You know you're being Catfished when..


    When She/he resembles a celebrity ?

    When She's/he's a model ?

    Every catfish has a sob story 

    When She/he owns a phone without a camera.. Honey it's 2014...?

    When She/ he owns a phone with a broken camera ?

    When She/he has cancer which lasts about a month  or less ?

    When He/she is busy when you wanna FaceTime..?

    When He/She's shy and hates taking pics?

    When He / she sends you pictures with friends only?

    when some sort of sickness takes place every fortnight ?

    Only sends you instagram pics ?

    If any of these apply to you.. You my friend are getting catfished 

    If you are dating someone on pimd... Or planning a life with them.. I urge you to face time first!

    Ask for pictures of them holding a sign  and some sort of hand symbol  do this today ? save yourselves .. Expose the fakes!

    P.S do not fall for the I'm shocked you don't trust me bull shit
     
  2. Op was catfished o_O
     
  3. I think so ^
     
  4. Yes I got catfished but I watched too much catfish it's never happening again. I'm helping my uninformed brothers out there 
     
  5. Please add any of your own I know I missed a few 
     
  6. I feel like this just became a Dr. Phil episode.
     
  7.  I think every has been ed before
     
  8. Yea I know. There's people out there still being fooled I hope they read this 
     
  9. If you facetime and he/she has hardly any lights on/half hiding. You getting catfished, fool. Amazed at the amount of people who facetime and still get lied to.
     
  10. Meh not always true.... My camera is smashed but I'm no catfish, I've facetimed people but it just goes all blurry or you can only see a quarter of my face or something ? but yes there are quite a few people on pimd that feel the need to pretend to be someone else ?
     
  11. Ask for a picture with the real time camera on that one app starting with a k.
     
  12.  how can you FaceTime and still get fooled?
     
  13. I'm too damn paranoid to be catfished.. "I can't I'm [insert excuse here]" more than twice.. Girl (or boy) you a catfish don't gotta lie we can be friends?
     
  14. [​IMG]
    Fried catfish yummy ?
     
  15. ^she means Yuck or nasty or gross?
     
  16. Dark lightening for reals?
    If she looks nothing like the girl in the pictures you're being fooled

    I thought face time was the ultimate way to prove you're not a catfish ?

    Forget about real time photos ask for a sign and a hand symbol.. Girls can photo shop signatures ? I've seen a few in forums 
     
  17. Nikki I love u but omg u crazy bruh catfish is freaking amazing 
     
  18. ?all sea food is nashhhtaayy except tuna fish I prefer a nice steak or grilled chicken I need to make breakfast?
     
  19. What a loser hint dont date on pimd and i aint doing anything loser than taking a photo if someone trying to date me. I aint video chatting with a creep ewww no. I aint about to holy up a sign either lol smiley face. whhhhaaaattttt hope i did this right
     
  20. How good are people at Photoshop? Wow.