met my girlfriends ex at H.e.B

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KILLER-ON-THE-LOOSE, Sep 8, 2014.

  1. So today me and the bae went grocery shopping,when she noticed her ex,he was a little brown man aka garden nome,anyways we met and i joked around with him and told him i used to kick little garden nomes like him like a football,my girl also laughed,but when we got in the car she had a major fucking bitch fit,did i fuck up that bad?and how do i fix this?
     
  2. Where is the punctuation? It's practically nonexistent ?

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    *sorry for any bb code mistakes or grammatical errors ?
     
  3. You're an insecure asshole is what you are. I bet he was smaller than you. Better just lay on the ground and start bleeding before you talk to me like that. Fucking bully
     
  4. Your name says it all.
     
  5. Another annoying douche.
     
  6. touch her right in the tushy
     
  7. Some new ugg boots
     
  8. I bet he told his amigos about me
     
  9. Staying on topic since the day it was born
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  10. Excuse me, I need to facepalm in how badly you have failed in life..

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  11.  You "have a girlfriend", yet your name is 'White-Women-Only'. Your actions portray you as an adult, yet you have the grammar, spelling, punctuation, and wording of a little kid. Anyone else find this ironic?
     
  12. He's prolly 15-16 taking mommies Prius to the grocery store to buy lunchables for school the next morning.
     
  13. Lol MadPro

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  14. Because you've contradicted yourself in ways that I honestly doubt you'll recognize
     
  15. I don't even want to explain myself. I'll end up buying and iPod to farm you