girlfriend application

I'm 57 years old, 450lb, blonde with a great sense of humour and looking for someone to help take care of me. You're free to keep anything you find hidden under my fat folds. Up to date these have included a tennis ball, pound coin, half a cheese sandwich and a flat kitten. It's really a lottery in there which keeps things fun. Hmu

 

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Get at that OP

 

Go for Casper, her chin hair tickles ️

 

You're supposedly 19 and you go to bars?  seems legit.

 

21 is the drinking limit in America. Not the world

 

Already defending her man, that's dedication ?

 

Legal drinking age I meant ?

 

Pick caspy, she's full of treasures.

 

Aiden's gonna be my bridesmaid. I like the way he swishes his coconut scented hair. And he does such a good job on my bunions ️

 

Damn right Angie 

 

Casper the friendly 450 pound ghost...

 aaaaand we have a winner, folks!

 

Can I wear pink? i pull it off well with my eyes ?

 

Seriously?...

 

PIMD IS NOT A DATING APP!!

LOCK THIS THREAD

 

Sorry bud. This game isn't eHarmoney.

 

Lmao! :lol: Too funny, casper.

 

️APPLICATIONS CLOSED️

OP and I are now in love. Aiden is going to be my bridesmaid in a pretty pink dress and honey is maid of honour.

 

can I be the best man?!

 

omfg

 

?my dream has finally come true