PIMD's Best PickupLine

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Isekai, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. Haha i like savvy's
     
  2. These so called pick up lines are more funny than anything else 
     
  3. No problem! lol
     
  4. I like my eggs like i like my women...Sunny side up
     
  5. jk i like my women like i like my wine...aged and locked in a cellar for 100 years
     
  6.  crack me up lol
     
  7. You make my Dark Knight Rise

    (In Batman's voice of course)
     
  8. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it. ?
     
  9. "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up." ?
     
  10. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
     
  11. If Ur The Letter 'P'
    i'll pee on you
     
  12. Baby, my heart stops for you...

    It's because the food you cook for me is so fatty ._. Cook some healthier food, piggy.

    ?Do I win?
     
  13. Roses are red, violates are blue... Get in the van!

    ?__________
     
  14. Word of the day is legs ,... Now lets go back to my place and spread the word 
     
  15. are u a Girl
    Cause youre my girl
     
  16. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?