PIMD's Best PickupLine

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Isekai, Sep 4, 2014.

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  1. Well the title says it all just basicly post the best pickup line you know or can think of  should be fun seeing all the ones everybody knows and this can probably help those who need pickup lines to get a girl or a girl who wants a man  so post away .
     
    #1 Isekai, Sep 4, 2014
  2. .__________________.
     
    #2 Chaos, Sep 4, 2014
  3. Do you work at subway? Because you give me a footling
    Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up
     
    #3 sam213213, Sep 4, 2014
  4. Who would be charmed by all these cheesy pick-up lines?
     
    #4 FallenAngel12321, Sep 4, 2014
  5.  theres barely 2 angel be patient 
     
    #5 Isekai, Sep 4, 2014
  6. Is there a phone in your back pocket?? Cuz that ass is CALLING ME!
     
    #6 YourDailyDosage, Sep 5, 2014
  7. Special delivery ! Where do you want it in the fron or the back 
     
    #7 Isekai, Sep 5, 2014
  8. Let's play zombie I'll lay here and you eat me ?
     
    #8 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 5, 2014
  9. Turn on im yours^
     
    #9 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  10. ^^^No she's mine!!
     
    #10 sorry-but-i-just-wannabe-cool, Sep 5, 2014
  11. Let's play house il b the door and u slam me ?
     
    #11 GizziMovedToBoraBora, Sep 5, 2014
  12. Ur dad must be a farmer cause those are sum real nicely grown melons there.
     
    #12 Papaw_Sudo, Sep 5, 2014
  13. Seems my usb cord is seeking a new port

    #NerdyPickupLines
     
    #13 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  14. That was a dirty joke grandpa
     
    #14 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  15. Lol you just reminded me i wanted to watch Bad Grandpa today
     
    #15 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  16. Did you just fart....cuz you just blew me away
     
    #16 Rehab_Mexi_khan, Sep 5, 2014
  17. Haha im like a basketball player… becuase im out of your legue hehe i tried …
     
    #17 YourDailyDosage, Sep 5, 2014
  18. Thats a rejection line
     
    #18 -T_L-Emoji, Sep 5, 2014
  19. Are you my new boss? Because you sure giving me a raise

    I'm like a rubiks cube the more you play with me the harder I get
     
    #19 What_Are_You_Doing_StepBro, Sep 5, 2014
  20. lmao
     
    #20 -Neeka_Ft_Mr_-A-_Ngatai-, Sep 5, 2014
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