Dude, are you sure your old.enough for this game? Last time someone pulled the "yo momma" jokes was 5th grade
I work at a brewery and would suggest that you get a bottle of beer. Not a can. A bottle. Cans are for pussies. See, bottles actually enhance the flavor because glass contains minerals like zinc and iron (small traces). Now if you drink it in a can that metal shit just messes you up, you know what I'm sayin?