Dear reader, Please do me right now.On the kitchen table.In your bed.On the couch.Shoot,I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I dont care,I just need you to do me like I've never been done before. Sincerely,your homework. #SmartassSadistic
I'll whittle my nub down on your slutty little flat self. Taking the point and scribbling on you so hard. Sincerely, your favorite writing utensil
I'll do you everywhere In the park, on a bench at the park, whenever I'm in the car coming back from school (I was getting inpatient), outside my house, inside my house, on the bus and on my lap. I get so pumped to finish my homework!