What hurts more:Giving birth or taking a bad poop

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GoogleorYahoo, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. Let me ask men the question but slightly differently. We all know women will say giving birth, but can men really understand our pain?!

    What hurts worse:
    Taking a large and painful poop
    Or
    Your hand and ears after your wife is screaming in agony and twisting your hand off and digging her nails into the back of your hand?
     
  2. Last I heard, giving birth gives unbearable pain till the contractions get over..
    But in my schooldays I was hit in my balls by a fast incoming tennis ball ? I couldnt pee that evening ? lol
     
  3. It is scientifically said that giving birth is as painful as getting shot
     
  4. i bet pooping hurts more!!!

    stop being phanzies ladies!
     
  5. Does your anus expand multiple times its usual size in order to squeeze out a human being? Is it possible to tear your anus when you're taking a crap? Didn't think so.
     
  6. Funny thing is a lot of women seem to forget that they choose that pain....why bitch about it ?
     
  7. Funny, a lot of men seem to forget they chose that pain . . . I mean, they decided to take a giant crap by stuffing their faces with food.

    As for women, we dont poop. 
     
  8. I think my ankle surgery is more painful 
     
  9. Women poop
     
  10. Considering women can experience taking a huge crap AND giving butthurt... I think women might be better suited to answer this question. As it seems, all the women are saying birth... and I'm sure the women that have given birth have taken fairly large and painful craps cause when your pregnant... going to the bathroom is a luxury.
     
  11. This thread still open ??
     
  12. Sometimes women do both at the same time 
     
  13. Birth is the most painful